Not bad, Mr. Trump, but please FOCUS! One thing at a time. Use each statement to shine a laser on one particular failure, instead of throwing a handful of feces at the wall to see what sticks.
Better yet, a "Theme of the Day". For example, Mondays are for "Immigration and Border Enforcement", Tuesdays and Wednesdays are "The Economy", etc.
Aw heck, what do I know?