This is not a real campaign, it's the Partridge Family on Tour!!
Or more like the Brady Bunch:
Here's the story of a YUGE billionaire
Who fathered five kids with three different wives.
All of them had hair of gold, like their mothers,
The three oldest ones had campaign lives.
Here's the story, of a man named Gingrich,
Who was busy with three ex-wives of his own,
There were three other men, all hoping to be VP.
Yet they were out and all alone.
Till the one day when the Billionaire met this Pence guy.
And his kids knew it was much more than a hunch,
That this group must somehow form a ticket.
That's the way we all became the Trumpy Bunch.
The Trumpy Bunch,
The Trumpy Bunch,
That's the way we became the Trumpy Bunch.
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