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WATCH: Mr. Trump plays tennis against a famous player
« on: July 11, 2016, 01:09:43 pm »
WATCH: Mr. Trump plays tennis against a famous player


Our next president, The Donald, playing Tennis against Serena Williams.


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Re: WATCH: Mr. Trump plays tennis against a famous player
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2016, 01:14:20 pm »
And just how is this appropriate for the political folder?   Just more Trump spam.
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« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2016, 01:38:52 pm »
WATCH: Mr. Trump plays tennis against a famous player


Our next president, The Donald, playing Tennis against Serena Williams.




What...Billy Jean King wasn't available.

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Re: WATCH: Mr. Trump plays tennis against a famous player
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2016, 01:39:28 pm »
And just how is this appropriate for the political folder?   Just more Trump spam.
Trump is the Republican Primary Winner. Its part of the person people look at to determine how to vote. Shows hes human and physically fit. Unlike his opponent who coughs and falls down a lot.
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Re: WATCH: Mr. Trump plays tennis against a famous player
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2016, 01:49:30 pm »
Trump is the Republican Primary Winner. Its part of the person people look at to determine how to vote. Shows hes human and physically fit. Unlike his opponent who coughs and falls down a lot.

I suppose that's a reminder not to count on the VP choice ever filling the POTUS slot.
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Re: WATCH: Mr. Trump plays tennis against a famous player
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2016, 02:00:51 pm »
Trump is the Republican Primary Winner. Its part of the person people look at to determine how to vote. Shows hes human and physically fit. Unlike his opponent who coughs and falls down a lot.
This is the kind of stuff I expect from Kim Jong-un. (Actually, scratch that—he's too much of a tub of lard to pull that off credibly, but his father Kim Jong-il, when he was alive, pulled these kinds of stunts regularly.)

Or maybe Bobby Riggs.
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« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2016, 02:01:22 pm »
Shows hes human and physically fit.

He stands there still, and returns a couple volleys.  Jabba the Hut could do that.

Spam......

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« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2016, 02:11:28 pm »
Trump is the Republican Primary Winner. Its part of the person people look at to determine how to vote. Shows hes human and physically fit. Unlike his opponent who coughs and falls down a lot.

Yup I must say that 300 dollar Trump Suit hides how fit the man really is.


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Re: WATCH: Mr. Trump plays tennis against a famous player
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2016, 02:12:11 pm »
This is the kind of stuff I expect from Kim Jong-un. (Actually, scratch that—he's too much of a tub of lard to pull that off credibly, but his father Kim Jong-il, when he was alive, pulled these kinds of stunts regularly.)

Or maybe Bobby Riggs.

He needs to take a page from his good pal Putie and strip his shirt off while finding a long-lost gilt antique tennis ball stuck in the net.
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Re: WATCH: Mr. Trump plays tennis against a famous player
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2016, 02:14:04 pm »
Yup I must say that 300 dollar Trump Suit hides how fit the man really is.


Trump at the Dunlap Open
For 70 that's not bad at all...
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Re: WATCH: Mr. Trump plays tennis against a famous player
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2016, 02:35:41 pm »
He needs to take a page from his good pal Putie and strip his shirt off while finding a long-lost gilt antique tennis ball stuck in the net.

Then we would see what a boob (or two) he really is...

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Re: WATCH: Mr. Trump plays tennis against a famous player
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2016, 03:11:44 pm »
Holy crap. How is this post any different than the effusive articles ladling praise on Michelle Obama's "tone arms," or Obama's "mad skillz" as a basketball player?

The Trump worshipers don't even realize when they are worshiping... *and* they don't even have enough shame to be embarrassed by it!

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Re: WATCH: Mr. Trump plays tennis against a famous player
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2016, 03:19:57 pm »
And just how is this appropriate for the political folder?   Just more Trump spam.

This falls under Sports and thus, I moved it there. This isn't politics.

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« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2016, 03:48:23 pm »
This falls under Sports and thus, I moved it there. This isn't politics.

The hell it does.....     :whistle:
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Re: WATCH: Mr. Trump plays tennis against a famous player
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2016, 04:00:21 pm »
The hell it does.....     :whistle:

Do we have a category for "Moronic Posturing?" Maybe "Humor?"
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« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2016, 04:32:43 pm »
Then we would see what a boob (or two) he really is...

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Couple more Big Macs and He'll be sporting some serious moobs.  Someone call Kramer and get him a The Bro.

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Re: WATCH: Mr. Trump plays tennis against a famous player
« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2016, 04:37:34 pm »
Next up - Watch: Trump cleans up with only THREE squares of toilet paper after impressive bowel movement!
Meh. Sheryl Crow managed to use only one. I'm sure The Donald could get away with just half! Even after a taco bowl...
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Re: WATCH: Mr. Trump plays tennis against a famous player
« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2016, 05:53:17 pm »
Couple more Big Macs and He'll be sporting some serious moobs.  Someone call Kramer and get him a The Bro.

No kidding.
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« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2016, 06:16:49 pm »


Next up - Watch: Trump cleans up with only THREE squares of toilet paper after impressive bowel movement!

I hear he has a "Wide Stance" when he asks the guy in the next stall if he has a "square to spare".

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« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2016, 07:49:32 pm »
BTW, if Trump wins, and if you ever have a chance to actually witness such a spectacle, remember this...

https://mannerofspeaking.org/2010/05/12/some-chilling-public-speaking-history/
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« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2016, 08:16:54 pm »
For 70 that's not bad at all...

Life expectancy for men in America is 76.4 years old. Add to that factor, extra weight or obesity, and the number goes down. Maybe Trump has one term in him before he has issues with his health in general, but it wouldn't be a surprise if he didn't either.
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« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2016, 12:49:26 am »
Life expectancy for men in America is 76.4 years old. Add to that factor, extra weight or obesity, and the number goes down. Maybe Trump has one term in him before he has issues with his health in general, but it wouldn't be a surprise if he didn't either.
Keep in mind that that mean life expectancy also factors in people who die prematurely (homicides, suicides, accidents, etc.) Mean life expectancy for those who make it to senior citizenship is, from what I understand it, in the low 80s—but you also have to take into account that the last nine years, on average, of an elderly person's life is spent in poor health.

Now, Fred Trump (Don's father) lived to be 93. I don't know how well he aged, but Donald doesn't appear to be aging much better than Hillary Clinton is. Compare him 20 years ago with what he looks like now. Compare him even 10, maybe even 5. They're trying to make him look as youthful as they can, but there's only so much airbrushing they can do. He's looking ragged.
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« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2016, 12:57:23 am »
Considering Trump is in the early stages of senior dementia or worse, alzheimer's...his futore is not going to be pretty.  More reason to disqualify him from being president.

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« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2016, 02:10:20 am »
Considering Trump is in the early stages of senior dementia or worse, alzheimer's...his futore is not going to be pretty.  More reason to disqualify him from being president.
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« Reply #24 on: July 12, 2016, 03:52:28 am »
Hes smarter and clearer then any #neverTrumper.

"...then any #neverTrumper!"

LOL. Oh, the irony!
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