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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #50 on: June 11, 2016, 12:54:24 am »

On the first day at the new retirement facility, the manager addressed all the new senior residents pointing out some of the rules:

"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females.

Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.

Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.

Are there any questions?"

At this point, a older gentleman stood up in the crowd and inquired:

"How much for a season pass?"   0052
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #51 on: June 11, 2016, 03:57:42 am »
Quote from: Idaho_Cowboy on June 10, 2016, 11:37:38 pm
That's terrible.... But not as terrible as having to listen to his music.
Oh, It'll keep the rats out of the grain bins. That's a plus.
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #52 on: June 11, 2016, 08:26:01 am »
Thank you @L9teen and @pookie18

My Friday .... wasn't. So catching up now.

No contest for the weekend? Or have I gone blind again.
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #53 on: June 11, 2016, 03:17:41 pm »
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #54 on: June 11, 2016, 06:15:13 pm »
Quote from: EC on June 11, 2016, 08:26:01 am
Thank you @L9teen and @pookie18

My Friday .... wasn't. So catching up now.

No contest for the weekend? Or have I gone blind again.
No...I hadn't issued one because I wasn't sure how many would participate.

But here ya go:

I'll start it off

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #55 on: June 11, 2016, 06:20:30 pm »
Quote from: L9teen on June 11, 2016, 06:15:13 pm
No...I hadn't issued one because I wasn't sure how many would participate.

But here ya go:

I'll start it off

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #56 on: June 11, 2016, 06:42:15 pm »
Worked yesterday so here a day late. Read the entire thread and @L9teen and @pookie18 thanks for the laughs.

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #57 on: June 11, 2016, 07:01:08 pm »
Quote from: L9teen on June 11, 2016, 06:15:13 pm
No...I hadn't issued one because I wasn't sure how many would participate.

But here ya go:

I'll start it off

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #58 on: June 11, 2016, 07:32:53 pm »
Quote from: L9teen on June 11, 2016, 06:15:13 pm
No...I hadn't issued one because I wasn't sure how many would participate.

But here ya go:

I'll start it off

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #59 on: June 11, 2016, 08:18:17 pm »
Quote from: L9teen on June 11, 2016, 06:15:13 pm
No...I hadn't issued one because I wasn't sure how many would participate.

But here ya go:

I'll start it off

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #60 on: June 11, 2016, 08:36:02 pm »
Quote from: EC on June 11, 2016, 08:18:17 pm
No Stuffed Peppers

Don't you mean:

Commando Stuffed Peppers.
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #61 on: June 11, 2016, 10:15:20 pm »
Nah - I've seen what commandos actually wear under their gear.  :tongue2:
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #64 on: June 11, 2016, 11:54:25 pm »
Quote from: CatherineofAragon on June 11, 2016, 11:47:33 pm


@L9teen
Ol' Web (daddy?) could have made her one, too...

lost opportunities...
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Seventeen Techniques for Truth Suppression

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

C S Lewis

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #65 on: June 12, 2016, 01:48:30 am »
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #66 on: June 12, 2016, 02:11:13 am »
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #67 on: June 12, 2016, 02:11:20 am »
Navy blue kolache.
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #68 on: June 12, 2016, 02:27:27 am »
What kind of overalls does Mario (of Super Mario Bros.) wear?

♪Denim denim denim...♫
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #69 on: June 12, 2016, 02:44:46 am »
Quote from: Sanguine on June 12, 2016, 02:11:20 am
Navy blue kolache.
I learn something new every day. Was that a fruit filled kolache or a meat filled one?
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

C S Lewis

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #70 on: June 12, 2016, 02:57:11 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on June 12, 2016, 02:44:46 am
I learn something new every day. Was that a fruit filled kolache or a meat filled one?

Jalapeño and sausage.  From the Czech Stop in West, Texas.
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #71 on: June 12, 2016, 03:10:20 am »
Quote from: Sanguine on June 12, 2016, 02:57:11 am
Jalapeño and sausage.  From the Czech Stop in West, Texas.

Oh my....  Are you from the town that was almost leveled by the fertilizer explosion?  So very sad.........
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #72 on: June 12, 2016, 03:31:04 am »
Quote from: mrpotatohead on June 12, 2016, 03:10:20 am
Oh my....  Are you from the town that was almost leveled by the fertilizer explosion?  So very sad.........

No, I'm not from West.  It's on 35, between Dallas and the rest of Texas.  Good kolaches!
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #73 on: June 12, 2016, 03:35:02 am »
Quote from: Sanguine on June 12, 2016, 03:31:04 am
No, I'm not from West.  It's on 35, between Dallas and the rest of Texas.  Good kolaches!

Glad to hear the kolaches survived!
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #74 on: June 12, 2016, 03:36:02 am »
Quote from: Sanguine on June 12, 2016, 02:57:11 am
Jalapeño and sausage.  From the Czech Stop in West, Texas.
That sounds good!
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How God must weep at humans' folly! Stand fast! God knows what he is doing!
Seventeen Techniques for Truth Suppression

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

C S Lewis
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