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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #28 on: June 10, 2016, 11:02:41 pm »
A Native American walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand. His other hand is pulling a male buffalo. He says to the waiter, “Want coffee.”


The waiter replies, “Sure, Chief. Coming right up.”


     He gets the Native American a tall mug of coffee. The Native American drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns, and shoots the buffalo with the shotgun. Parts of the buffalo splatter everywhere, but the Native American doesn’t care. He simply walks out of the cafe.


The next morning, the Native American returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and once again, he is pulling a male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, “Want coffee.”


The waiter says , Whoa! We’re still cleaning up the mess you made yesterday. What was that all about, anyway?”


The Native American smiles and proudly says, “Training for position in United States Congress: Come in , drink coffee, shot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.”





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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #32 on: June 10, 2016, 11:11:37 pm »


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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #38 on: June 10, 2016, 11:26:16 pm »
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #42 on: June 10, 2016, 11:34:39 pm »
"Do right, and risk the consequences" -- Old Sam Houston

"A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government."
--George Washington

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #45 on: June 10, 2016, 11:37:38 pm »
That's terrible.... But not as terrible as having to listen to his music.
“The way I see it, every time a man gets up in the morning he starts his life over. Sure, the bills are there to pay, and the job is there to do, but you don't have to stay in a pattern. You can always start over, saddle a fresh horse and take another trail.” ― Louis L'Amour

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #46 on: June 10, 2016, 11:42:12 pm »
 One Sunday a cowboy went to church.
 When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present.

 The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach.
 The cowboy said,
 "I'm not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I'd feed him."

 So the minister began his sermon.
 One hour passed, then two hours, then two-and-a-half hours.
 The preacher finally finished and came down to ask the cowboy how he liked the sermon.

 The cowboy answered slowly,
 "Well, I'm not very smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up,
 I sure wouldn't feed him all the hay..."

“The way I see it, every time a man gets up in the morning he starts his life over. Sure, the bills are there to pay, and the job is there to do, but you don't have to stay in a pattern. You can always start over, saddle a fresh horse and take another trail.” ― Louis L'Amour

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #47 on: June 10, 2016, 11:46:16 pm »
Things You'll Never Hear a Redneck Say:

Trim the fat off that steak.
 Cappuccino tastes better than Espresso.
 The tires on that truck are too big.
 I'll have the Arugula and Radicchio salad.
 I've got it all on the C drive.
 Unsweetened tea tastes better.
 Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
 My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
 I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
 Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
 The Cowboys suck
 I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
 Duct tape won't fix that.
 Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
 Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
 We don't keep firearms in this house.
 Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
 You can't feed that to the dog.
 I thought Graceland was tacky.
 No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
 Wrestling's fake.
“The way I see it, every time a man gets up in the morning he starts his life over. Sure, the bills are there to pay, and the job is there to do, but you don't have to stay in a pattern. You can always start over, saddle a fresh horse and take another trail.” ― Louis L'Amour

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #48 on: June 10, 2016, 11:53:07 pm »
"Do right, and risk the consequences" -- Old Sam Houston

"A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government."
--George Washington

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/10/2016
« Reply #49 on: June 10, 2016, 11:58:05 pm »
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