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Offline sinkspur

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Needing Cash, Trump launches "Trumpsingles"
« on: June 07, 2016, 08:12:26 pm »
Needing cash, Trump launches "Trumpsingles.com

https://trumpsingles.com/
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Re: Needing Cash, Trump launches "Trumpsingles"
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2016, 08:13:55 pm »
Is this a parody?
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Re: Needing Cash, Trump launches "Trumpsingles"
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2016, 08:16:42 pm »
Quote from: sinkspur on June 07, 2016, 08:13:55 pm
Is this a parody?

Probably. Didn't he already have an escort service?
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Re: Needing Cash, Trump launches "Trumpsingles"
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2016, 08:18:50 pm »
Quote from: Norm Lenhart on June 07, 2016, 08:16:42 pm
Probably. Didn't he already have an escort service?

You mean a favorite one?
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Re: Needing Cash, Trump launches "Trumpsingles"
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2016, 08:20:40 pm »
Please tell me this is a spoof. 
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Re: Needing Cash, Trump launches "Trumpsingles"
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2016, 08:21:37 pm »
Quote from: Norm Lenhart on June 07, 2016, 08:16:42 pm
Probably. Didn't he already have an escort service?

Yeah. Let's face it, everyone's going to get screwed.

"Hey, you married GOP'ers - life is short; have an affair... Trumply Madison.
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Re: Needing Cash, Trump launches "Trumpsingles"
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2016, 08:22:14 pm »
This must be a "piss take" as the British call it. And why would the $10 Billion dollar man need cash?
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Re: Needing Cash, Trump launches "Trumpsingles"
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2016, 08:29:15 pm »

Turn ons - Pale skin, combat boots, smooth heads.
Turn offs - Cuckservatives, Zionists, thinking.
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Re: Needing Cash, Trump launches "Trumpsingles"
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2016, 08:45:25 pm »
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Re: Needing Cash, Trump launches "Trumpsingles"
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2016, 08:50:45 pm »
Quote from: mlizzy on June 07, 2016, 08:45:25 pm
Trump supporters started up the site.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/05/24/trump-supporters-launch-new-dating-website-for-fans-of-the-candidate-and-34-people-sign-up/

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“We have to get people to be more comfortable being on the site,” Goss added. “Some people told me that they want to support me and will do everything they can, but they don’t want their face on something that is Trump-related. It’s not that people don’t like him. They are afraid of how they will be perceived for supporting him.”

Brave  Trump-humpers.  Given the reputation of the alt-right, they should be concerned.
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Re: Needing Cash, Trump launches "Trumpsingles"
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2016, 08:59:47 pm »
Quote from: Norm Lenhart on June 07, 2016, 08:16:42 pm
Probably. Didn't he already have an escort service?

Trump Escorts with monthly rates for a girl of $45,000 or so.

times are tough all over.

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Re: Needing Cash, Trump launches "Trumpsingles"
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2016, 09:55:15 pm »
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Re: Needing Cash, Trump launches "Trumpsingles"
« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2016, 09:57:14 pm »
Quote from: sinkspur on June 07, 2016, 08:50:45 pm
Brave  Trump-humpers.  Given the reputation of the alt-right, they should be concerned.

What do you expect from people that stand impotently by and let leftists maul their women and beat their men bloody. suckerpunch handcuffed protesters and pepper spray women whe in no danger and smiling about it?
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Re: Needing Cash, Trump launches "Trumpsingles"
« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2016, 10:05:41 pm »
Quote from: Once-Ler on June 07, 2016, 08:29:15 pm

Turn ons - Pale skin, combat boots, smooth heads.
Turn offs - Cuckservatives, Zionists, thinking.

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I just don't have a response for that?   I must be slipping!
 
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Re: Needing Cash, Trump launches "Trumpsingles"
« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2016, 10:12:10 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on June 07, 2016, 10:05:41 pm
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I just don't have a response for that?   I must be slipping!

Oh I dunno...she's sorta hot in that "I have a whip and I know how to use it" sorta way... ;)
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Re: Needing Cash, Trump launches "Trumpsingles"
« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2016, 10:23:23 pm »
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Re: Needing Cash, Trump launches "Trumpsingles"
« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2016, 10:28:43 pm »
Quote from: Norm Lenhart on June 07, 2016, 10:12:10 pm
Oh I dunno...she's sorta hot in that "I have a whip and I know how to use it" sorta way... ;)

I knew those marks looked familure.  They are the same marks the jockey left on my Trumps Steaks!  She's got skills!
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Re: Needing Cash, Trump launches "Trumpsingles"
« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2016, 10:32:45 pm »
Quote from: Idaho_Cowboy on June 07, 2016, 10:23:23 pm
LAZ from TOS? :pondering:

Dunno but

“I heard a story of a girl on a date who said she supported Trump and the guy got up and walked out, leaving her with the bill,” Goss said."

Says to me there may be hope for America. Shunning works.
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