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Offline libertybele

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With all that food, who would have room from the traditional Thanksgiving dinner???  I don't own a 'charcuterie board' but I sure as heck wouldn't pay what there asking for one. 

Everything you need to build the perfect holiday charcuterie board

A well-styled charcuterie board can serve as the centerpiece of any holiday party and look gourmet with minimal effort on your part. Whether you’re hosting your in-laws, or bringing the snacks to a friend’s party, these items can help you build a delicious charcuterie board.



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Re: Everything you need to build the perfect holiday charcuterie board
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2025, 09:56:05 pm »
People are going overboard (no pun intended) with charcuterie boards. We used to call 'em meat and cheese platters - less froufrou,  more food.

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Re: Everything you need to build the perfect holiday charcuterie board
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2025, 10:12:56 pm »
Me= A couple tubes of Ritz, A block of pepperjack, a venison thuringer, and a pocket knife... I will be happy all night long.

There's something important in the mechanics of it. I wouldn't be as content if it were all already cut up.  :shrug:

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Re: Everything you need to build the perfect holiday charcuterie board
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2025, 06:28:05 am »
Me= A couple tubes of Ritz, A block of pepperjack, a venison thuringer, and a pocket knife... I will be happy all night long.

There's something important in the mechanics of it. I wouldn't be as content if it were all already cut up.  :shrug:

Cheese is always better cut fresh from the block.  Always.  Exceptions:  Bleu and Gorgonzola.  That reminds me...Hangaburgers tonight with the Gorgonzola....
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Re: Everything you need to build the perfect holiday charcuterie board
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2025, 05:25:11 pm »
Cheese is always better cut fresh from the block.  Always.  Exceptions:  Bleu and Gorgonzola.  That reminds me...Hangaburgers tonight with the Gorgonzola....

Oh yeah. I love both bleu and gorgonzola

But no, I mean something other than the fresh.
I mean the mechanical process of cutting off a slice of cheese, then a chunk of thuringer, digging out a cracker, building the thing, and stuffing it in my face.

There is a pleasure in the act of it. A catharsis.

This is maybe a dumb example, but construction string.

Construction string is spooled in such a way that it sits on the shelf in a continuous mass of 100 ft hanks. If you need 300 ft, then you count 3 hanks, and cut behind them, and off you go.

Well, I would generally run 100 ft of string per each stick, and like anything, the string wears out. eventually you're going to restring those sticks.

Now... The string costs nothing. Two bucks per hundred, or something like that. But you will pay for it. Because no matter what you do that string will not unwind kindly (to put it on your own stick). No. Every time you do it, it turns onto a massive monkey knot.

But you NEED the string, so you sit there, all evening, untangling that monkey knot, so you can be good to go tomorrow.

I can't even begin to tell you how many of those knots I have undone, but it is many. No small thing.

But there is a catharsis in that too, as much as I hate it, and it frustrates me... Soon enough I will become calmed and meditative by the act of it.

Crackers, thuringer and cheese is sort of the same thing, without all the swearing.  happy77