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A-Lert

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The Test Ride
« on: May 11, 2016, 09:24:40 pm »
The Test Ride


                I stopped by the local Ford Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new F-150
                aluminum pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to
                sense that new truck "feel" before they become old.

                 

                The salesperson (a nice looking, black lady wearing a Hillary for President

                lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all

                its "wonderful" options.

                 

                The seats were of particular interest. She explained that the seats directed

                warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the

                summer heat.

                 

                Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.

                Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I

                explained that if it were a Hillary truck, the seats would just blow smoke up

                your ass year-round.

                 

                I had to walk back to the dealership......She had no sense of humor at all!

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Offline Richardtavor

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Re: The Test Ride
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2016, 11:56:47 pm »
Funny!