Thanks for the thread, Pookie!!! This one from Argus puzzles me:
"Caitlyn Jenner accepted Donald Trump's invitation Friday and shot video of herself using the women's restroom in Trump Tower. The video footage she shoots is very true-to-life. After Caitlyn leaves the restroom she walks back inside and berates herself for not remembering to put the seat down. "
I thought ol' Bruce was a Sitzpinkler.