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Offline NavyCanDo

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Cheetos Challenge: Who Can Get Their Face as Orange as Trump’s?
« on: April 28, 2016, 11:40:38 pm »



Why does John Boehner seem to be Team Trump? Pat Gray, co-host of The Glenn Beck Program, shared an interesting theory on Thursday. “Speaking of Boehner, has anybody else noticed that maybe Boehner is all about Trump because they’re both of the same race? This could be a racial issue. They’re both orange people,” Pat said. Intrigued by the notion, Glenn wondered about another well-known group of oranges. “Do we have an Oompa Loompa count? Do we know? Do we know how the Oompa Loompas have voted?” Glenn asked.

Following a lively debate on whether Trump achieves his orangeness from a tanning bed or a snack food (as both co-host Stu Burguiere and commentator Ben Shapiro believe), Glenn issued a challenge. “I need a few big, giant, family-sized bags of Cheetos, and then I need three big bowls…four big bowls. And I want each of us to see if we can get our face close to the face of Donald Trump,” Glenn said. “Let’s see if we can get any of us to look like Donald Trump. Okay? That’s tomorrow’s show.”

Source: http://www.glennbeck.com/2016/04/28/cheetos-challenge-who-can-get-their-face-as-orange-as-trumps/?utm_source=glennbeck&utm_medium=contentcopy_link


 
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Re: Cheetos Challenge: Who Can Get Their Face as Orange as Trump’s?
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2016, 11:43:02 pm »
Now that's funny right there I don't care who you are.

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Re: Cheetos Challenge: Who Can Get Their Face as Orange as Trump’s?
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2016, 11:53:30 pm »
Quote from: NavyCanDo on April 28, 2016, 11:43:02 pm
Now that's funny right there I don't care who you are.

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Re: Cheetos Challenge: Who Can Get Their Face as Orange as Trump’s?
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2016, 11:56:44 pm »
Funny.....because it is true.
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Re: Cheetos Challenge: Who Can Get Their Face as Orange as Trump’s?
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2016, 12:20:12 am »
They all achieved a pretty good likeness, if you ask me.

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Re: Cheetos Challenge: Who Can Get Their Face as Orange as Trump’s?
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2016, 03:08:37 am »
Getting close but they have to work harder.

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Re: Cheetos Challenge: Who Can Get Their Face as Orange as Trump’s?
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Re: Cheetos Challenge: Who Can Get Their Face as Orange as Trump’s?
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2016, 03:48:17 am »
 :silly: love it
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Re: Cheetos Challenge: Who Can Get Their Face as Orange as Trump’s?
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2016, 04:00:25 am »
Not at all substantive but yes, it's funny!   :silly:

I enjoy gallows' humor!  When it's over, at least laugh at what kicked your ass, right??
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Re: Cheetos Challenge: Who Can Get Their Face as Orange as Trump’s?
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2016, 04:25:05 am »
"Oompa Loompa"

Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got a perfect racist for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are white you'll listen to me

What do you get when you guzzle down tweets
Eating as much as Chris Christie eats
What are you at, getting terribly fat
What do you think will come of that
I don't like the look of that

Oompa loompa doompety da
If you are greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Donald de do

Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got another command for you
Oompa loompa doompeda dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
But it's repulsive, revolting and wrong
Chewing and chewing all day long
The way that a cow does
And Trump is going to let you know

Oompa loompa doompety da
Given good manners you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Donald Loompa Doompety do

Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got another prize for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
Be wise and listen to me
I’ll make you rich if you go along with me

Who do you blame when your kid is a brat
Pampered and spoiled like a siamese cat
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame
The mother and the father

Oompa loompa doompety da
If you're are  rich you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do

Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got another tweet for you
Oompa loompa doompeda dee
You’ll end up dead if you don’t vote for me

What do you get from a glut of TV
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book
I have a special one I keep by my bed
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no commercials

Oompa loompa doompety da
If you are greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the - Donald Oompa -
Oompa Loompa Doompety do

Chosen Daughter lyrics

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Re: Cheetos Challenge: Who Can Get Their Face as Orange as Trump’s?
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2016, 04:47:58 am »
Nice job with those lyrics Chosen Daughter.. :thumbsup3:
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Re: Cheetos Challenge: Who Can Get Their Face as Orange as Trump’s?
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2016, 04:51:17 am »
Quote from: NavyCanDo on April 29, 2016, 04:47:58 am
Nice job with those lyrics Chosen Daughter.. :thumbsup3:

Thank you!
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AG William Barr: "I'm recused from that matter because one of the law firms that represented Epstein long ago was a firm that I subsequently joined for a period of time."

Alexander Acosta Labor Secretary resigned under pressure concerning his "sweetheart deal" with Jeffrey Epstein.  He was under consideration for AG after Sessions was removed, but was forced to resign instead.
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