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Salon Accuses Burger King Of Making Racist ‘Trump Burger’

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March 31, 2016| by Brian Anderson

Burger King recently unveiled a new offering called “The Angriest Whopper.” It’s pretty much a regular Whopper with a red bun and some spicy additions, but liberals see something more sinister. Because the lunatics at Salon suffer from some kind of Trumpaphobic psychosis, they are accusing the fast-food company of putting out a racist Donald Trump burger.

I wish I was making this up, but here’s the actual title of an article I found on the liberal website:

Even our burgers are angry now: Burger King’s “Angriest Whopper” is “Make America Great Again” on a bun

And here’s the sub-heading in case you still don’t believe it:

    Take that, juice cleanses! This fast-food monster is banking on election-year anger ruling our stomachs, too

Plus the actual content of the article leaves no doubt that liberals are upset with the new Burger King sandwich:

    If you could distill the feeling of “Make America Great Again” into what we loosely call “food” form, it would no doubt look just like a combination of fury and saturated fat. Guess what? It’s here, in the form of something Burger King calls The Angriest Whopper.

    The announcement of the limited-run new delicacy, which the fast food chain is debuting Thursday, promises a new Whopper, “angrier than ever.” Rootin’ tootin’ it is! Pew! Pew pew pew! A follow up to the popular Angry Whopper, this concoction features a patty topped with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, “crispy” onions, jalapenos, mayonnaise and “spicy angry sauce,” as well as a bun as bright as Donald Trump’s face, with the hot sauce baked in. I got colitis just looking at a picture of it.

The author then asks:

    Why would Burger King wreak havoc with God and nature and create such a monster?

And here is the liberal summation of this abomination:

    It is the Whopper of talk radio listening indignation, the Whopper that laughs in the face of juice bars popping up on every corner, that scoffs at the notion of clean eating. It is the food that believes Gwyneth Paltrow is a communist. This is the Whopper that believes our founding fathers fought for us to have, a Whopper of destiny, a Whopper that screams into the night, “You couldn’t handle this, Europe!” It is full of unbridled indignation. And bacon. Which makes it entirely the most American thing in America right now, and flavor of our time.

In the interest of equal time, I think other presidential candidates should have their own burger.

McDonald’s should offer a McHillary, because like Clinton, Micky D’s panders hard to the black demographic. To obtain this burger, you must make a sizeable donation to the Clinton foundation. When you finally get a McHillary, it’s just two plain buns with nothing in it. After you complain to the manager, Hillary sends you an angry tweet saying she has been fighting for big juicy patties her entire life and if you can’t see it, you must be a Republican.

Then, over at the Communist Workers Party cafeteria, they could offer the Feel The Bern Burger on their Redistribution of Wealth Menu. Like the McHillary, it is very expensive, but different in that after you pay for it, someone less privileged than you gets to eat it.

On the Republican side of things, Jack In The Box could offer the Jumbo Kasich, which is on the menu but nobody notices or orders it. Finally, Subway could have a Cruz Missile that doesn’t look to appealing but is sadly the best choice for lunch.

Just to be clear, liberals are so terrified of Donald Trump that they are projecting him onto a hamburger. As if that isn’t insane enough, they are freaking out over it. Is there any doubt that liberals should never be in charge of anything ever?
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Re: Salon Accuses Burger King Of Making Racist ‘Trump Burger’
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2016, 01:36:11 pm »
I hope this is an April Fools joke.

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Re: Salon Accuses Burger King Of Making Racist ‘Trump Burger’
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2016, 01:39:10 pm »
What, Salon?  :tongue2:
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Re: Salon Accuses Burger King Of Making Racist ‘Trump Burger’
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2016, 01:40:14 pm »
What, Salon?  :tongue2:

Well, Salon is a ship of fools, so what better day to pull a prank?

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Re: Salon Accuses Burger King Of Making Racist ‘Trump Burger’
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2016, 01:52:50 pm »
Well BK has a history of this. They did a racist burger for Halloween....


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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2016, 03:20:48 pm »
15 Moronic Things Liberals Call Racism Since Obama Was Elected
John Hawkins | Aug 27, 2013

http://townhall.com/columnists/johnhawkins/2013/08/27/15-moronic-things-liberals-call-racism-since-obama-was-elected-n1674131/page/full

John Hawkins

 

Bizarrely, racism in America is no longer mainly about race. Sure, race is involved in a peripheral manner, but racism has mainly become an excuse, a dodge, a way to escape responsibility.


When a black liberal is criticized, he cries racism. When liberalism fails, liberals cry racism. When the Democrat Party gets in trouble, liberals cry racism. It has become the ever present background noise of politics, like birds chirping in the forest.

Racism does still exist and always will, but once the Democrat Party joined the GOP in being opposed to racist policies, appealing to racism became a dead dog political loser in this country. The very fact that we've become so hypersensitive about it as a country is evidence of how far it has been pushed to the fringes.

Keep in mind that we live in a nation with a black President and a black Attorney General. Furthermore, the government is legally allowed to discriminate against white Americans based on the color of their skin and it happily does so; yet you can't go a day in this country without hearing liberals howling about what a racist country they live in. It has almost become a circular, faith-based argument. America is racist because so many liberals say it's racist because they've heard other liberals say the country is racist.

Well, if our country is so racist, why is it that the Left has to reach so far to find examples of racism? People didn’t have to do any reaching to find examples of racism in the fifties and sixties, did they? So, if racism is such an all powerful force in America today, how is it that liberals have gotten so desperate to see race in every issue that they've had to latch on to pitiful issues like these to support their claims?

    1) Criticizing the IRS: "Republicans are using [the IRS scandal] as their latest weapon in the war against the black man. ‘IRS’ is the new 'N****r.'" -- Martin Bashir

    2) Having a Republican National Convention during a hurricane: "They are happy to have a party with black people drowning." -- Yahoo News Washington bureau chief David Chalian on the Republican National Convention, which was going on at the same time as Hurricane Isaac.

    3) Wanting to own a gun to prevent break-ins: "I am loathe to bring up what is in our head because we don’t like to talk about it so much. But on this particular day, on Martin Luther King Day, I think this needs to be said. That imaginary person that’s going to break into your home and kill you, who does that person look like? You know, it’s not freckle-faced Jimmy down the street, is it really? I mean, that’s not what really, that’s not what really people, we never really want to talk about the racial or the class part of this, in terms of how it’s the poor or it’s people of color that we imagine that we’re afraid of. Why are we afraid? What is that, and it’s been a fear that has existed for a very, very long time." -- Michael Moore

    4) Mentioning the "Constitution" or "respect for the Founding Fathers:" "The language of GOP racial politics is heavy on euphemisms that allow the speaker to deny any responsibility for the racial content of his message,” Williams wrote. “References to a lack of respect for the ‘Founding Fathers’ and the ‘Constitution’ also make certain ears perk up by demonizing anyone supposedly threatening core ‘old-fashioned American values.’" -- Juan Williams

    5) Calling Obama "angry:" "That really bothered me. You notice (Romney) said anger twice. He’s really trying to use racial coding and access some really deep stereotypes about the angry black man. This is part of the playbook against Obama, the ‘otherization,’ he’s not like us. I know it’s a heavy thing, I don’t say it lightly, but this is ‘n*ggerization.’" -- Touré

    6) Saying that Barack Obama lies: "Surrounded by middle-aged white guys — a sepia snapshot of the days when such pols ran Washington like their own men’s club — Joe Wilson yelled “You lie!” at a president who didn’t. But, fair or not, what I heard was an unspoken word in the air: You lie, boy!" -- Maureen Dowd

    7) Noting that Obama is privileged: "Spotlighting his elite education is tantamount to racial bigotry because it insinuates that 'he took the place of someone else through affirmative action, that someone else being someone white.'" -- Jonathan Capehart

    8) Saying that unions boss Obama around: "The Republican Party is saying that the President of the United States has bosses, that the union bosses this President around, the unions boss him around. Does that sound to you like they are trying to consciously or subconsciously deliver the racist message that, of course, of course a black man can’t be the real boss?" -- Lawrence O’Donnell

    9) Supporting voter ID: “If you go back to the year 2000, when we had an obvious disaster and – and saw that our voting process needed refinement, and we did that in the America Votes Act and made sure that we could iron out those kinks, now you have the Republicans, who want to literally drag us all the way back to Jim Crow laws and literally – and very transparently – block access to the polls to voters who are more likely to vote Democratic candidates than Republican candidates. And it’s nothing short of that blatant.” -- Debbie Wasserman Schultz

    10) Saying "I want my country back:" "Do you remember tea baggers? It was just so much easier when we could just call them racists. I just don’t know why we can’t call them racists, or functionally retarded adults. The functionally retarded adults, the racists – with their cries of, ‘I want my country back. You know what they’re really saying is, ‘I want my white guy back.’ They apparently had no problem at all for the last eight years of habeas corpus being suspended, the Constitution being [expletive] on, illegal surveillance, lied to on a war or two, two stolen elections – yes, the John Kerry one was stolen too. That’s not tin-foil hat time. ” -- Janeane Garofalo

    11) Being fans of Herman Cain: "One of the things about Herman Cain is, I think that he makes that white Republican base of the party feel okay, feel like they are not racist because they can like this guy. I think he(he’s) giving that base a free pass. And I think they like him because they think he’s a black man who knows his place. I know that’s harsh, but that’s how it sure seems to me." -- Karen Finney

    12) Fighting for the 2nd Amendment: "I believe the NRA is the new KKK. And that the arming of so many black youths, uh, and loading up our community with drugs, and then just having an open shooting gallery, is the work of people who obviously don’t have our best interests [at heart]." -- Jason Whitlock

    13) Republicans trying to keep Obama from being reelected: "Look at, look, the Tea Partiers, who are controlling the Republican Party….Their stated policy, publicly stated, is to do whatever it takes to see to it that Obama only serves one term. What’s, what does that, what underlines that? ‘Screw the country. We’re going to (do) whatever we (can) do to get this black man, we can, we’re going to do whatever we can to get this black man outta here.’… It is a racist thing." -- Morgan Freeman

    14) Disliking the fact that Obama is President: "They can’t stand the idea that he’s president, and a piece of it is racism. Not that somebody in one racial group doesn’t like somebody in another racial group, so what? It’s the sense that the white race must rule, that’s what racism is, and they can’t stand the idea that a man who’s not white is president. That is real, that sense of racial superiority and rule is in the hearts of some people in this country." -- Chris Matthews

    15) Disliking Barack Obama: "I think an overwhelming portion of the intensely demonstrated animosity toward President Barack Obama is based on the fact that he is a black man, that he’s African-American." -- Jimmy Carter

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Re: Salon Accuses Burger King Of Making Racist ‘Trump Burger’
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2016, 03:23:10 pm »
Gotta be an April Fools' joke.

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Re: Salon Accuses Burger King Of Making Racist ‘Trump Burger’
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2016, 04:17:40 pm »
Looks like an AFD joke. Not a bad one either.

Even so, remember when liberals scream 'racist!' what they're really screaming is 'heretic!' because you speak against the holy cultist religion and it's liberal dogma, but they can't say that because we live in a secular state.
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« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2016, 12:17:55 am »
So, I went to the site and actually looked at the article, instead of relying on someone else's opinion on it.  It's more arguing about how the fast food industry is locked into a struggle to make the next uber calorie/cholesterol bomb of a sandwich... than an article about Trump.


Here it is:

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Even our burgers are angry now: Burger King’s “Angriest Whopper” is “Make America Great Again” on a bun
http://www.salon.com/2016/03/30/even_our_burgers_are_angry_now_burger_kings_angriest_whopper_is_make_america_great_again_on_a_bun/

MARY ELIZABETH WILLIAMS

If you could distill the feeling of “Make America Great Again” into what we loosely call “food” form, it would no doubt look just like a combination of fury and saturated fat. Guess what? It’s here, in the form of something Burger King calls The Angriest Whopper.

The announcement of the limited-run new delicacy, which the fast food chain is debuting Thursday, promises a new Whopper, “angrier than ever.” Rootin’ tootin’ it is! Pew! Pew pew pew! A follow up to the popular Angry Whopper, this concoction features a patty topped with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, “crispy” onions, jalapenos, mayonnaise and “spicy angry sauce,” as well as a bun as bright as Donald Trump’s face, with the hot sauce baked in. I got colitis just looking at a picture of it.

The rageaholic Whopper is indeed a formidable piece of work. It clocks in at 790 calories, or about a third of an adult male’s recommended daily intake.  It’s got 1,500 milligrams of salt, which is about 2/3 of the recommended daily maximum. Then there’s the fat — 48 grams — about how much as most as you should consume per day. Oh, and as a bonus for a savory dish, it’s got nearly three teaspoons of sugar. Add some fries, a soda and what the hell, a vanilla soft serve, and I’m confident it could finish off Ron Swanson himself.

Why would Burger King wreak havoc with God and nature and create such a monster? A representative from the company said in a statement, “The black bun of our A.1. Halloween Whopper created a lot of conversation, and our previous limited time Angry Whopper sandwich was a hit with guests. So, we’re combining the power of these past hits into a star-studded sandwich we think our guests will unanimously agree is the next must-eat burger.” In our new apoplecic burgerscape, the phrase “must-eat” seems a chilling directive.

In recent years, fast food chains have found themselves in a kind of escalating arms race, rolling out ever more defiantly valve replacement-inducing fare. Kentucky Fried Chicken likely thought it had exercised the nuclear option six years ago when it rolled out its notorious Double Down — a bacon and cheese sandwich in which fried chicken served as the bread. In 2013, Pizza Hut launched an unholy “crazy crust” pizza — possibly because it had a nicer ring than “criminally insane crust” — featuring five different kinds of cheese. Subway offers a Fritos Chicken Enchilada Melt. And 7-Eleven, perhaps correctly assuming you are out of your mind high right now, can provide you with a cheese loaded Doritos “experience.” (Pro tip if you’re up for the “experience”: Neon orange food burns like hell when it comes back up.)

But the Angriest Whopper gives them all a run for their money. It is the Whopper of talk radio listening indignation, the Whopper that laughs in the face of juice bars popping up on every corner, that scoffs at the notion of clean eating. It is the food that believes Gwyneth Paltrow is a communist. This is the Whopper that believes our founding fathers fought for us to have, a Whopper of destiny, a Whopper that screams into the night, “You couldn’t handle this, Europe!” It is full of unbridled indignation. And bacon. Which makes it entirely the most American thing in America right now, and flavor of our time.