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Bill Clinton can’t get Hillary on the phone
« on: March 30, 2016, 02:03:54 pm »
http://pagesix.com/2016/03/29/bill-clinton-cant-get-hillary-on-the-phone/


Bill Clinton can’t get Hillary on the phone

By Richard Johnson

March 29, 2016 | 6:45am

Bill Clinton is upset his wife’s campaign team doesn’t follow his advice — and because he often can’t even get Hillary on the phone.

“Those snotty-nosed kids over there are blowing this thing because nobody is listening to me,” Bill told campaign chairman John Podesta, according to OrbMagazine.

The former president has not only clashed over policy with Hillary’s closest adviser, Huma Abedin, he’s also said to be furious he can’t phone his wife without going through Abedin, who carries Hillary’s cellphone and screens all her calls.

“When Mrs. Clinton and Ms. Abedin are traveling, they always share a suite, which they lock from the inside to bar the Secret Service,” Orb reports.

“If Hillary is not in the mood to listen to her husband kvetching about problems in the campaign, she instructs Huma to tell Bill she is sleeping and cannot be disturbed. Naturally, this sends the ex-president into paroxysms of rage.”
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Re: Bill Clinton can’t get Hillary on the phone
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2016, 02:07:16 pm »
Poor Bill. He doesn't realize that he's not getting a third term as co president, he's getting a first term as first gentleman. He'll have to content himself with an endless stream of bimbos, while Hillary canoodles with Huma.

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Re: Bill Clinton can’t get Hillary on the phone
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2016, 02:12:20 pm »
I'm looking for the downside there ....  :tongue2:
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Re: Bill Clinton can’t get Hillary on the phone
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2016, 02:15:57 pm »
Bill Clinton can’t get Hillary on the phone

Lucky bastard.

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Re: Bill Clinton can’t get Hillary on the phone
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2016, 02:29:16 pm »
Me: "Hey, Bill - do you ever talk to Hillary when you're having sex?"
Bill: "Only when I'm on the phone, buddy!" 
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Re: Bill Clinton can’t get Hillary on the phone
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2016, 02:52:14 pm »
Me: "Hey, Bill - do you ever talk to Hillary when you're having sex?"
Bill: "Only when I'm on the phone, buddy!"

I feel his pain.

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Re: Bill Clinton can’t get Hillary on the phone
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2016, 02:54:13 pm »
“When Mrs. Clinton and Ms. Abedin are traveling, they always share a suite, which they lock from the inside to bar the Secret Service,” Orb reports.
Well, that certainly sounds, um, intimate.
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Re: Bill Clinton can’t get Hillary on the phone
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2016, 03:05:34 pm »
Well, that certainly sounds, um, intimate.

"Not that there is anything wrong with that.... if a certain Wiener and a Willy were out of the picture.

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Re: Bill Clinton can’t get Hillary on the phone
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2016, 03:27:20 pm »
"Not that there is anything wrong with that.... if a certain Wiener and a Willy were out of the picture.
Ouch.
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