Political Graphics II

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[Cyber Liberty]

The disaster in Afghanistan was August 31 (or so).

[GtHawk]

He can always follow Fauci to Argentina.

Fauci going to Argentina?    That makes sense, isn't that where other Nazis fled when their safety was in jeopardy also?

[GtHawk]

If I were Donald Trump, I'd raze Mar-A-Lago into the ground, regrade the terrain (haul off a lot of it) and rebuild it from the ground up.  It will let us know he understands that the FBI totally violated his home.

At what temperature do electronic bugs and the like destruct? I know there used to be a method of destroying another type of bug, termites, by using high heat to eliminate them.

[GtHawk]

I take umbrage at the use of accidently in the meme, I contend there wasn't one accidental thing about the whole debacle.

[Cyber Liberty]

At what temperature do electronic bugs and the like destruct? I know there used to be a method of destroying another type of bug, termites, by using high heat to eliminate them.

Not as high as you might think.  275 C, max and most semiconductors stop working.  Test lab experience here.

The problem would be nixed, though, if you truck every gram of the building remains out.

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The Babylon Bee
4 hours ago
FBI To Begin Raiding Homes Of Those Who Criticize FBI Raid

"We will not tolerate any disparagement of this proud and incorruptible federal law enforcement agency
that has never done anything wrong," said Wray. "All who oppose us are dangerous and

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-to-begin-raiding-homes-of-those-who-criticize-fbi-raid





U.S. — FBI Director Christopher Wray has come under criticism for his raiding of former President
Trump's residence. He responded this morning by announcing that all who criticize the FBI's raid
will have their own homes raided as well.

"We will not tolerate any disparagement of this proud and incorruptible federal law enforcement
agency that has never done anything wrong," said Wray. "All who oppose us are dangerous and
deplorable. Prepare to be raided, suckas!"

Wray then directed bureaus to cooperate with local S.W.A.T. teams and search the homes of everyone
who expressed anger and disgust at the FBI raid on Trump's home in Mar-A-Lago. "We will not rest
until every deplorable sock drawer has been dumped out and every dangerous home safe has been
broken into. Anyone who resists will be sent to GITMO. Don't mess with me, man!"

News media assured the country the raids were completely legal as a federal judge formerly from Epstein's
defense team signed off on them.

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The Babylon Bee
6 hours ago
4D Chess: Trump Saves His Cache Of Classified Documents From FBI Confiscation
By Labeling Them 'Epstein’s Client List'

"Hmm. Nothing to see here!" said Special Agent Cornelius Weatherdowel as he took
note of the label on the suspicious-looking cache of files. "Almost thought these might
be highly incriminating but I guess it's nothing!"

https://babylonbee.com/news/brilliant-trump-saves-his-cache-of-classified-documents-from-fbi-confiscation-by-labeling-them-epsteins-client-list





PALM BEACH, FL — Federal agents left empty-handed following a raid on
Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate. Sources say Trump cleverly hid his cache of
classified documents in plain sight by labeling them "Epstein's Client List."

"Hmm. Nothing to see here!" said Special Agent Cornelius Weatherdowel
as he took note of the label on the suspicious-looking cache of files.
"Almost thought these might be highly incriminating but I guess it's nothing!"

"In fact, I don't see anything. What files?"

Agents shouted that the room was clear and promptly evacuated the building.

"Yeah, it's a real bust," admitted FBI Director Christopher Wray. "We did
confiscate some ten boxes that we believe might be an AR-15 — I don't know,
we haven't opened them yet — but we couldn't find anything pertaining to the
scope of our warrant."

"And what was the scope of your warrant?" asked James Jobel, a reporter for
the Tampa Tribune.

"No further questions," said Director Wray. He abruptly ended the interview
and flew back to his lair in Washington, D.C.

At publishing time, Trump's Mar-a-Lago home had been destroyed after catching
fire. No further details were available on the unrelated incident.

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The Babylon Bee
5 hours ago
Report: By 2026 Everyone In U.S. Will Be Working For IRS And Will All Just Be Auditing Each Other

A new report is predicting a 0% unemployment rate by the year 2026, as every American will be
working for the IRS and be hard at work auditing other American citizens who work for the IRS.

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-by-2026-everyone-in-us-will-be-working-for-irs-and-will-all-just-be-auditing-each-other





U.S. — A new report is predicting a 0% unemployment rate by the year 2026, as
every American will be working for the IRS and be hard at work auditing other
American citizens who work for the IRS.

"America's glorious future is upon us," said President Biden to a hangnail on his
thumb he mistook for an audience of thousands. "Soon we will have perfect compliance
with tax code as everyone becomes a tax collector for the IRS. Everything will be
funded and we'll make the transition to green energy, and no one will ever suffer
again! Come on! It's not rocket science!"

The job will require no intelligence or formal education, as tax calculations can be
easily made by computers that will monitor the transactions of every American.
Workers will simply press a button at their computer to initiate the auditing sequence
and will be equipped with a gun and a badge to arrest any friends and neighbors
found to be incompliant.

Unfortunately, the report also predicts GDP plunging to zero dollars in 2027 and
mass starvation and death by 2028.

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The Babylon Bee
2 hours ago
'Our Client Pleads The Fifth,' Say Lawyers As Tied-Up Trump Desperately Tries To Peel Duct Tape Off Mouth

"President Trump invokes his right to silence under the fifth amendment of the constitution," said Trump's
lead lawyer Mike Lyer while motioning for Trump to be better restrained.

https://babylonbee.com/news/our-client-pleads-the-fifth-say-lawyers-as-tied-up-trump-desperately-tries-to-peel-duct-tape-off-mouth





NEW YORK, NY — Former President Donald Trump avoided incriminating
himself in a deposition with New York A.G. Letitia James by pleading the
fifth amendment right to remain silent. Sources confirm that the plea was
entered by Trump's legal team while Trump was tied up in a nearby corner
attempting to remove duct tape from his mouth.

"President Trump invokes his right to silence under the fifth amendment of
the constitution," said Trump's lead lawyer Mike Lyer while motioning for
Trump to be better restrained.

"Mmmmmm! Hm! Mmmmmmm!" cried Trump as A.G. James called him a
"failed businessman" and a "second-rate golfer," apparently trying to bait him.

While conservative outlets have lauded President Trump's incredible restraint,
liberal commentators have condemned the former President for refusing to
incriminate himself. Keith Olbermann summarized their thoughts, saying:
"Arrrgh blaaaaaargh, Trump TRUMPTRUMPTRUMP! Democracy SAVE OUR
DEMOCRACY indict Trump NOW YAAAAAAH!" Olbermann tweeted his statement
which Buzzfeed then quoted, saying "Keith Olbermann is ALL OF US."

At publishing time, one of the trending keyword strings on Twitter was "the
walls are closing in," referring to liberals celebrating that this would finally
bring down the former President, unlike the last 24 times that the walls closed
in on President Trump.

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The Babylon Bee
4 hours ago
Angel Outside Trump’s Empty Safe Tells FBI Agents, 'Behold! The Document You Seek Is Not Here!'

New reports from Mar-a-Lago indicate that during Monday's raid, FBI agents searching the house
ran quickly to see the safe only to find it empty with an angel of the Lord standing beside it.
According to eyewitnesses, the FBI agents trembled and became as dead men.

"Do not be afraid!" began the glowing angel, gesturing to the open and empty vault. "I know that
you seek the classified documents taken by Trump. But behold! The Documents you seek are not here!"

https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxivfeDdC9Us_ZHMevnpNUML9-liAdLEwc







MAR-A-LAGO, FL — New reports from Mar-a-Lago indicate that during
Monday's raid, FBI agents searching the house ran quickly to see the
safe only to find it empty with an angel of the Lord standing beside it.
According to eyewitnesses, the FBI agents trembled and became as dead
men.

"Do not be afraid!" began the glowing angel, gesturing to the open and
empty vault. "I know that you seek the classified documents taken by
Trump. But behold! The Documents you seek are not here!"

The agents drew their weapons and fired on the angel, but the bullets
passed through the celestial being, striking the wall behind.

"Now, go!" the angel continued. "Tell your boss, Director Wray, that the
documents are not here, just as Trump said."

Trump responded to the incident, saying: "Low-IQ FBI agents searched
my house and didn't find anything! Pathetic witch hunt! And they talked
to my angel. Well, one of my angels. I have so many angels. All the best
angels."

The FBI reported the incident to the FBI Director and Attorney General,
who paid the agents to keep silent on the matter and instead tell everyone
that Trump's disciples came by night and stole the documents while everyone
slept.

[Smokin Joe]

"These are not the droids you are looking for..."

(Jedi mind trick)

[Bigun]