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Right_in_Virginia · « **Reply #15775 on:** May 10, 2022, 01:08:00 am »

Quote from: Slide Rule on May 09, 2022, 10:17:16 pm

Wow.

Slide Rule · « **Reply #15776 on:** May 10, 2022, 02:25:27 am »

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Slide Rule · « **Reply #15780 on:** May 10, 2022, 02:28:40 am »

Slide Rule · « **Reply #15781 on:** May 10, 2022, 02:29:20 am »

Slide Rule · « **Reply #15782 on:** May 10, 2022, 02:29:56 am »

One of the best memes ever.

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #15783 on:** May 10, 2022, 04:47:39 am »

Quote from: Slide Rule on May 10, 2022, 02:28:40 am

AFAIK, they are not considered endangered, no protections have been codified, they are not considered game, so they must be varmints...I don't think a bag limit applies.

verga · « **Reply #15784 on:** May 10, 2022, 11:23:24 am »

Quote from: 240B on May 09, 2022, 03:35:56 pm

My wife would 'volunteer me' to fix, install, and paint things for people she knew. Installing a new car sound system, setting up an entertainment center, and installing cable were the most common. This was all without warning of any kind. I would get home after work with some strange car in the driveway. She would dismissively say, 'Oh yea, that's Tilly. She needs you to XYZ whatever.' No way to stop her from doing this. Because for her, it was nothing and it increased her popularity.

So, I got sneaky about it. There were two ways. First, I started taking forever. I would take two or three days to do a job which takes an hour. Finally, I started doing whatever job my wife volunteered me for, about 90%. It would work, but there would always be some little irritant that would drive them crazy.

After a month of peace I asked my wife what was going on? Turns out word had spread among her friends that I am unreliable. They didn't want me anymore. What a shame.

I have always being somewhat handy with tools, but after a while I learned the value of the word "No". MY MIL and SIL used to get around that by asking my wife to ask me to do things. It didin't take me too long to catch on to their game. After the third or fourth time I told my wife thqa when they called her response was to be "I don't know if he can, you will have to ask him" and she would pass the phone to me.

verga · « **Reply #15785 on:** May 10, 2022, 11:32:39 am »

Quote from: Slide Rule on May 09, 2022, 10:32:40 pm

Slide Rule BSEE MSEE & Retired at 50.

My nephew's wife was complaining about having a dual major bachelors' degree and not being able to find serious gainful employment. I asked what her majors were, thinking I might be able to be of assistance. When she told me "Dance Theory", and "Interpretive Dance", they both got upset when I began to snicker and replied "Good Luck with that". Last I heard she was working as a bartender. I expect she will be running for Congress soon.

Slide Rule · « **Reply #15786 on:** May 10, 2022, 11:54:10 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #15787 on:** May 10, 2022, 11:59:33 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #15788 on:** May 10, 2022, 12:00:06 pm »

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Slide Rule · « **Reply #15794 on:** May 10, 2022, 12:42:22 pm »

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240B · « **Reply #15795 on:** May 10, 2022, 12:43:16 pm »

Quote from: Kamaji on May 10, 2022, 12:02:46 pm

Go back 2000 years, you will hear the same Democrats of today.
"THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!! and only me ... and 'my way' will save it!
it is the oldest scam in world history. People have been saying this and profiting from it since history was first recorded.

We only have 10 years to save the Earth! But if you give me all of your money, I can stop it.

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My neighbor invested heavily in anti-Elephant spray.
I asked him Why? There are no elephants in Ohio.
He said, "You're Welcome".

Kamaji · « **Reply #15796 on:** May 10, 2022, 02:34:02 pm »

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