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The Babylon Bee
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Dangerous Religious Group Gathers Outside Supreme Court To Demand The Right To Sacrifice Babies

A dangerous and radical religious group has gathered outside the Supreme Court building to demand
the right to sacrifice their children. These religious extremists have shown no signs that they can be

https://babylonbee.com/news/dangerous-religious-group-gathers-outside-supreme-court-to-demand-the-right-to-sacrifice-babies





WASHINGTON, D.C.—A dangerous and radical religious group has gathered outside the Supreme Court building
to demand the right to sacrifice their children. These religious extremists have shown no signs that they can be
reasoned with or that they have any intention of backing down.

"This is a deeply held religious belief of ours. If we can not sacrifice children according to our beliefs, then our
rights are being infringed upon," said Sabrina Murlock, leader of the fringe religious cult. "We are willing to do
anything that's necessary to protect our sacred rite of child murder."

"Despite having absolutely no science to back up our claim, we hold this belief no matter what, as a matter of
faith," continued Sabrina dogmatically. "We must always be allowed to practice this sacrament. A sacrament
that washes away all our responsibility, and grants us the ability to pursue our own personal goals freely."

According to sources, the radical religious group stayed up chanting and gnashing their teeth throughout the
night. They say that if their prayers and religious demands are not heard, the law will be taken into their own
hands and the whole system will be torn down.

At publishing time, the crazed zealots stormed the Supreme Court building and razed it to the ground. President
Biden refused to denounce their actions, calling it a "mostly peaceful" free expression and that their utter
destruction was a fundamental part of their protected religious speech.

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[Kamaji]

[Cyber Liberty]

I still love the "Woman Yelling at a Cat" memes!

[Kamaji]

[Kamaji]

Woke Math:

[GtHawk]

C'mon Man! I'm pretty sure the right to not be offended is right next to the right to kill babies.

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Woke Math:

@Kamaji

We all know that would never happen. "Bat" man would never bitch slap his teenage boy bitch like that.

I have no idea why this wasn't obvious to everyone. Back when I was around 8 years old I only bought one Batman comic book,and it creeped me out so badly I threw it away and never bought another one.

Hell,I didn't even know about sex at the time,never mind homosexual sex or pedophiles,and it STILL creeped me out. I didn't know why,but I knew it did,and that was all I needed to know about it.

[GtHawk]

How dare the commenters assume that it's a female.

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Police stand guard as activists protest near the house of US Supreme Court Justice Brett
Kavanaugh in a file photo. (Nicholas Kamm/AFP via Getty Images)

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White House selects Baghdad Bob to replace Jen Psaki as press secretary
2 hours ago GENESIUS TIMES Exavier Saskagoochie

[Cyber Liberty]

Amazing, considering how much they hate us.

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The Supreme Court leak and protests are Jan 6 all over again and should be treated the same

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[GtHawk]

And here in America we have sick bastards that line up to desecrate and vandalize veteran's graves and memorials. Just think if we made it legal to shoot those that vandalize graves and memorials we would have people sign up on waiting lists for the chance to guard those graves and memorials.

[GtHawk]

Damnit! I need new glasses, I swear I thought that read 'Green New Deal and HO Ham', which in fairness seemed appropriate since it was AOC.

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