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[Right_in_Virginia]

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The Babylon Bee
4 hours ago
Musk's Twitter Purchase Fails After 138,000 Board Votes Found Overnight

“The yes votes had a strong lead when I went to bed last night, but that
was before we counted all the mail-in votes that one of our employees
found in locker 142 at the bus terminal.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/musks-twitter-purchase-fails-after-138000-board-votes-found-overnight






SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Elon Musk’s bid to purchase Twitter came up short after 138,000 board votes were
found at 2 a.m., a company spokesman confirmed Tuesday. Musk had been in talks to purchase the company
for $44 billion.


“We really thought Musk was going to pull this one out,” said Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal. “The yes votes
had a strong lead when I went to bed last night, but that was before we counted all the mail-in votes that
one of our employees found in locker 142 at the bus terminal.”


When the final votes were tallied, the takeover bid failed by a final tally of 10 votes for, 138,000 votes against.
While the final result came as a shock to most observers, Agrawal said the election was fair. “Twitter takes
election integrity very seriously,” he noted. “I can confidently say this was the most secure election in American
history.”


A shocked Musk took to Twitter Tuesday to express his outrage. “Those ballots…that’s a whole big scam,” Musk
tweeted. “The only way I could have lost is if this was rigged! I refuse to accept the results of this vote!”

 
Musk later tweeted that he was planning a demonstration at Twitter headquarters on May 6 to protest the results.
His account was then permanently suspended by Twitter for questioning the integrity of the election.

[Kamaji]

[Kamaji]

[Kamaji]

[Smokin Joe]

As I have said for years, if you want to know what the Democrats are up to, read what they are accusing Republicans of doing.

It's a 'tell'.

[Kamaji]

[Hoodat]

As I have said for years, if you want to know what the Democrats are up to, read what they are accusing Republicans of doing.

It's a 'tell'.

You got that right.

[Right_in_Virginia]

[GtHawk]

You know calling Reiner Meathead is just so wrong, I don't believe there is any thing meat like in his head, he's more of a Shithead. The saying the apple doesn't fall far from the tree certainly applies to Reiner, if anything he is a bigger socialist than his daddy was.

[GtHawk]

Well, that's how a lot of us discovered it.

 

So when as a kid I was bashing shotgun primers with a brick I was doing science? Awesome, really really loud but awesome.

[GtHawk]

[GtHawk]

I think that Disney should teach Florida a lesson be shutting down Disney World, it would be the quintessential example of liberal logic doing it to deny Florida the tourist revenue 

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Circling Back To Trump.

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