@Kamaji Yeah,what he said,and I don't even have a wife or a daughter. I WOULD however be more than happy to assist him and help stomp the juices out of that mofo,as well as help him with his getaway.
I may even be willing to hang around and describe the assailiant as "someone with a Spanish accent and dark complection. I think he is an illegal alien because he was wearing a Biden badge."
Unless of course he WAS someone with a dark complection and a Spanish accent. In that case he would be so white you could almost see through him,and he had a Swedish accent who was wearing a Biden badge.