I do agree with you about Warren, but in Texas we do have a lot of black cowboys. But, I've never seen a cowboy of any hue dress like that.
Well, if you know anything about Texas then you must know the phrase, 'All hat and no cattle.'
This woman (bless her heart) is about as far away from being a cowboy as I am from being a space alien from Mars.
But seriously, put a Red Nose on her, with those crazy outfits she puts on, she really could be a Rodeo clown. I'm not saying that as an insult. It's just a straight up fact.
She needs to make that 'flower' (or whatever it is) to spray water. Give her a honk horn, a bucket of confetti, and set her loose. It would be a laugh riot.