A few days ago, I went to the local office of the IRS here, to get some forms so I could fill out my taxes.
I needed a Schedule B and a Form 1040a.
They had the Schedule B. Didn't see a 1040a.
Then I noticed a small posted sign.
They don't stock form 1040a at that office, it read.
?????
That's one of the essential forms, the one you actually file.
And you can't GET IT from the IRS.
At least not the local office that I was at...
(I downloaded pdf's from the net and printed my own...)
I tried to get a Tax ID# for my father's estate online with their "easy and quick" Taxpayer ID online form. Filled it out and waited...finally a message came on my monitor "Cannot process at this time - contact (whatever) and use Reference Code 101" (something like that). I called the number and was put on hold for a "30 min wait time" - one hour and 40min later...I got cut off.
Tried again, after waiting awhile - got a message that it was after 3PM and they were no longer taking any more calls - call back tomorrow.
I decided to go to the local IRS building and ask someone in person the next day. After they confiscated my phone before I could go in - I went into a large room where I could only see cubicle walls and NO people. It was as quiet as a tomb. I took a number and waited (I was the only person there). They finally called my number and I went back behind the cubicle wall where a very nice older lady asked how she could help me.
I told her my problem and gave her the Ref#. She tore a piece of scrap paper and wrote a phone number on the back of it. She said she couldn't help me and I would have to call this number.
Next time I was prepared -
- I peed before I dialed the number.
- I got something to drink and a few snacks laid out before me.
- I got in a comfortable chair.
- paper and pen and all of my information ready.
Dialed the number and got the message of a 30 min. wait-time. Just under two hours later (and I'm having to pee again) I finally get a live person.
She takes my information and says they will send me the Tax ID# in the mail - I should receive it in 30 days.
I wait 35 days - no number arrives.
I call and wait...wait...wait...again. Finally I get someone and tell them I never received the number. She makes me wait while she searches the system. She comes back on and says I'm not in the system. We start all over and I wait again.
I finally got the number.
I swear to God that really happened.