“New York Values”: Curbside Masturbation Booths
V. Saxena
January 17, 2016
Those who took offense to what 2016 GOP presidential candidate Ted Cruz said about “New York values” at the primary debate this week really need to check themselves before they wreck themselves, because we all know that he spoke the truth.
NYC’s amazing response to the September 11 attacks aside, that city is a cesspool of liberalism, which is why I argue that when Cruz said “New York values,” he meant so much more:
Liberal values
Progressive values
Socialist values
Pervert values
Heathen values
San Francisco values
Chicago values
California values
Obama values
Etc.
All this brings us to the latest news out of NYC, courtesy Mashable:
On Tuesday, Hot Octopuss erected what it called a “GuyFi” booth on 28th Street and 5th Avenue in New York City, where men could, in theory, go to “relieve stress.”
… Hot Octopuss was inspired by a Time Out survey, which concluded that 39% of the New York men it questioned admitted to masturbating while at work. A more expansive Glamour survey of 1,000 men in 2012 suggested 31% of its readers have done so.
Hot Octopuss created the booth so men can “take this habit out of the office and into a more suitable environment designed to give the busy Manhattan man the privacy, and the high-speed Internet connection, he deserves.”
If this isn’t a perfect example of what Cruz meant — and I say this with the intent of attacking liberal “values,” not challenger Donald Trump, a New Yorker himself — then I don’t know what on Earth possibly is …
http://downtrend.com/vsaxena/new-york-values
