Author Topic: THE POWERBALL IS NOW AT $1.3 BILLION  (Read 2617 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline alicewonders

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13,021
  • Gender: Female
  • Live life-it's too short to butt heads w buttheads
THE POWERBALL IS NOW AT $1.3 BILLION
« on: January 10, 2016, 08:15:15 am »
The Powerball is now at $1.3 billion dollars! 

I can't believe no one has picked the winning numbers yet!

Don't tread on me.   8888madkitty

We told you Trump would win - bigly!

Offline jmyrlefuller

  • J. Myrle Fuller
  • Cat Mod
  • *****
  • Posts: 22,389
  • Gender: Male
  • Realistic nihilist
    • Fullervision
Re: THE POWERBALL IS NOW AT $1.3 BILLION
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2016, 01:02:44 pm »
Yeah, I am, too. Consider that the jackpot will probably jump a couple hundred million in the next few days, too.

A billion dollars is mind-boggling. You're into the territory of buying an NFL franchise, a decent sized media network, your own restaurant franchise, etc.

Yet still not even close to financing the national debt.
New profile picture in honor of Public Domain Day 2024

Online DCPatriot

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 46,131
  • Gender: Male
  • "...and the winning number is...not yours!
Re: THE POWERBALL IS NOW AT $1.3 BILLION
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2016, 02:06:17 pm »
If I win it, everybody here with over 5,000 posts gets $1 Million.     :laugh:
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

Offline EdinVA

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8,584
  • Gender: Male
Re: THE POWERBALL IS NOW AT $1.3 BILLION
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2016, 02:29:16 pm »
If I win it, everybody here with over 5,000 posts gets $1 Million.     :laugh:

Save your money DC, I just bought the winning ticket...

Offline ABX

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 900
  • Words full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Re: THE POWERBALL IS NOW AT $1.3 BILLION
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2016, 05:58:24 pm »
If I win it, everybody here with over 5,000 posts gets $1 Million.     :laugh:

If I win, I'm funding GOPBR enough to build it to Red State level in for and function. Custom interface, paid exclusive content, and experienced members get media credentials so they can go out and be street reporters.

Offline ABX

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 900
  • Words full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Re: THE POWERBALL IS NOW AT $1.3 BILLION
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2016, 06:00:11 pm »
I'm also buying a couple politicians. They can be useful.

Offline Sanguine

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 35,986
  • Gender: Female
  • Ex-member
Re: THE POWERBALL IS NOW AT $1.3 BILLION
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2016, 06:10:28 pm »
Darn!  I guess that means I didn't win.

Offline alicewonders

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13,021
  • Gender: Female
  • Live life-it's too short to butt heads w buttheads
Re: THE POWERBALL IS NOW AT $1.3 BILLION
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2016, 07:55:21 pm »
If I win, I'm funding GOPBR enough to build it to Red State level in for and function. Custom interface, paid exclusive content, and experienced members get media credentials so they can go out and be street reporters.

I like that!

Don't tread on me.   8888madkitty

We told you Trump would win - bigly!

Offline Bigun

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 51,632
  • Gender: Male
  • Resistance to Tyrants is Obedience to God
    • The FairTax Plan
Re: THE POWERBALL IS NOW AT $1.3 BILLION
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2016, 10:31:21 pm »
If I win it, everybody here with over 5,000 posts gets $1 Million.     :laugh:

I'll reciprocate!

I guess that means I have to go buy a ticket now!
"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.

"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
- J. R. R. Tolkien

Offline alicewonders

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13,021
  • Gender: Female
  • Live life-it's too short to butt heads w buttheads
Re: THE POWERBALL IS NOW AT $1.3 BILLION
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2016, 10:42:39 pm »
Who knows?  By Wednesday, with all the people going to be buying tickets now - it could go to two billion!

I would invest in some really nice real estate, that would be my vice.  After that, building an excellent private school for ordinary people to send their children to, animal shelters and adoption centers, local farmers to grow organic food, start a parenting skills organization, provide seed money for local entrepreneurs, start a jobs program for teens, a program to assist shut-ins and low-income elderly people.  These are my passions.

Don't tread on me.   8888madkitty

We told you Trump would win - bigly!

Offline EC

  • Shanghaied Editor
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 23,804
  • Gender: Male
  • Cats rule. Dogs drool.
Re: THE POWERBALL IS NOW AT $1.3 BILLION
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2016, 11:09:34 pm »
I'd buy an island somewhere fairly warm.

Let the Church pop a monastery on one end for one of the hospitalier orders, and invite vets to come and de-stress. Beach, cabins, good food, bar staff who are also trained therapists - you know the sort of thing. Of course, it'd be vets from every military I've ever worked with, so the conversations would get lively! If they wanted to stay - we'd work something out.

Find some good students who slip through the funding cracks and offer to pay their tuition and board while they study (medicine, civil engineering, law, etc) in exchange for 7 years on the island once they graduate. I'm curious as to how that would work out.
The universe doesn't hate you. Unless your name is Tsutomu Yamaguchi

Avatar courtesy of Oceander

I've got a website now: Smoke and Ink

Offline alicewonders

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13,021
  • Gender: Female
  • Live life-it's too short to butt heads w buttheads
Re: THE POWERBALL IS NOW AT $1.3 BILLION
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2016, 11:23:54 pm »
I'd buy an island somewhere fairly warm.

Let the Church pop a monastery on one end for one of the hospitalier orders, and invite vets to come and de-stress. Beach, cabins, good food, bar staff who are also trained therapists - you know the sort of thing. Of course, it'd be vets from every military I've ever worked with, so the conversations would get lively! If they wanted to stay - we'd work something out.

Find some good students who slip through the funding cracks and offer to pay their tuition and board while they study (medicine, civil engineering, law, etc) in exchange for 7 years on the island once they graduate. I'm curious as to how that would work out.

I love that EC, and you are uniquely qualifed to do such a thing!   :beer:

Don't tread on me.   8888madkitty

We told you Trump would win - bigly!

Offline Bigun

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 51,632
  • Gender: Male
  • Resistance to Tyrants is Obedience to God
    • The FairTax Plan
Re: THE POWERBALL IS NOW AT $1.3 BILLION
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2016, 11:23:58 pm »
I'd buy an island somewhere fairly warm.

Let the Church pop a monastery on one end for one of the hospitalier orders, and invite vets to come and de-stress. Beach, cabins, good food, bar staff who are also trained therapists - you know the sort of thing. Of course, it'd be vets from every military I've ever worked with, so the conversations would get lively! If they wanted to stay - we'd work something out.

Find some good students who slip through the funding cracks and offer to pay their tuition and board while they study (medicine, civil engineering, law, etc) in exchange for 7 years on the island once they graduate. I'm curious as to how that would work out.

You always have been a philanthropist in waiting!   :beer:

I love it!
"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.

"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
- J. R. R. Tolkien

Offline jmyrlefuller

  • J. Myrle Fuller
  • Cat Mod
  • *****
  • Posts: 22,389
  • Gender: Male
  • Realistic nihilist
    • Fullervision
Re: THE POWERBALL IS NOW AT $1.3 BILLION
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2016, 01:05:02 am »
If I won, I'd immediately start looking to buy a TV station, solely to fulfill my dream of being an on-air meteorologist.
New profile picture in honor of Public Domain Day 2024

Offline alicewonders

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13,021
  • Gender: Female
  • Live life-it's too short to butt heads w buttheads
Re: THE POWERBALL IS NOW AT $1.3 BILLION
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2016, 02:11:50 am »
If I won, I'd immediately start looking to buy a TV station, solely to fulfill my dream of being an on-air meteorologist.

 :thumbsup:

Don't tread on me.   8888madkitty

We told you Trump would win - bigly!

Online Free Vulcan

  • Technical
  • *****
  • Posts: 23,784
  • Gender: Male
  • Ah, the air is so much fresher here...
Re: THE POWERBALL IS NOW AT $1.3 BILLION
« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2016, 04:28:13 am »
I'm also buying a couple politicians. They can be useful.

Truly, you could for alot of seats. Even congressional if not for the FEC rules. Half a mil to million per race, you could buy quite a few.
« Last Edit: January 11, 2016, 04:29:49 am by Free Vulcan »
The Republic is lost.

Online 240B

  • Lord of all things Orange!
  • TBR Advisory Committee
  • ***
  • Posts: 26,303
    • I try my best ...
Re: THE POWERBALL IS NOW AT $1.3 BILLION
« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2016, 04:28:36 am »
Ok guys. I just bought my two random pick powerball tickets. Wish me luck.

As for what I would do if I win, my first thought is to divide it up between myst, and all the regular posters here, but I'm not sure.

That buying an island idea sounded good too, so we shall see.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

Offline Paladin

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2,476
  • Gender: Male
Re: THE POWERBALL IS NOW AT $1.3 BILLION
« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2016, 05:17:05 am »
Just remember, folks, you don't get the entire amount. The government, feds mostly, get their greedy and undeserved fingers into the game and you walk away with something around $600 million. Ok, given $600 million is nothing to sneeze at but it ain't the whole billion.

I given some thought as to what I will do with my money, for that is how I think of it, and have decided not to share it with anyone. Instead, I will build a vault similar to that of Scrooge McDuck, fill it with the money in various denominations and coins, and swim around in it naked. Not to worry though, I'll post pictures so all you can enjoy my good fortune vicariously.

« Last Edit: January 11, 2016, 05:18:11 am by Paladin »
Members of the anti-Trump cabal: Now that Mr Trump has sewn up the nomination, I want you to know I feel your pain.

Offline mountaineer

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 79,038
Re: THE POWERBALL IS NOW AT $1.3 BILLION
« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2016, 07:34:15 pm »
Looking forward to it, Paladin!
 (not really)
Support Israel's emergency medical service. afmda.org

Offline EdinVA

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8,584
  • Gender: Male
Re: THE POWERBALL IS NOW AT $1.3 BILLION
« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2016, 08:52:33 pm »
Just remember, folks, you don't get the entire amount. The government, feds mostly, get their greedy and undeserved fingers into the game and you walk away with something around $600 million. Ok, given $600 million is nothing to sneeze at but it ain't the whole billion.

I given some thought as to what I will do with my money, for that is how I think of it, and have decided not to share it with anyone. Instead, I will build a vault similar to that of Scrooge McDuck, fill it with the money in various denominations and coins, and swim around in it naked. Not to worry though, I'll post pictures so all you can enjoy my good fortune vicariously.



Please spare us the pics.... I can live with the rest of it but may have to burn out my eyeballs if you send the pictures...

Offline Paladin

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2,476
  • Gender: Male
Re: THE POWERBALL IS NOW AT $1.3 BILLION
« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2016, 04:59:00 am »
Looking forward to it, Paladin!
 (not really)

 EdinVA: "Please spare us the pics.... I can live with the rest of it but may have to burn out my eyeballs if you send the pictures..."

Oh, the negative impact envy can have on some.
Members of the anti-Trump cabal: Now that Mr Trump has sewn up the nomination, I want you to know I feel your pain.

Offline Jazzhead

  • Blue lives matter
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 11,593
  • Gender: Male
Re: THE POWERBALL IS NOW AT $1.3 BILLION
« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2016, 05:07:05 am »
Volunteered taxation!   What a concept!
It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide

Offline mountaineer

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 79,038
Re: THE POWERBALL IS NOW AT $1.3 BILLION
« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2016, 02:27:38 pm »
Thank goodness this round of craziness is over.
Support Israel's emergency medical service. afmda.org

Offline Bigun

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 51,632
  • Gender: Male
  • Resistance to Tyrants is Obedience to God
    • The FairTax Plan
Re: THE POWERBALL IS NOW AT $1.3 BILLION
« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2016, 02:33:50 pm »
Well. No new millionaires due to MY luck! Sorry!
"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.

"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
- J. R. R. Tolkien

Offline EdinVA

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8,584
  • Gender: Male
Re: THE POWERBALL IS NOW AT $1.3 BILLION
« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2016, 02:59:53 pm »
Thank goodness this round of craziness is over.

 :beer: But just imagine...