Hillary Clinton Pathetically Panders To Latinos
Brian Anderson
December 23, 2015
The truth is Hillary Clinton is universally disliked. She may have supporters, but no one actually likes her because she’s a distant elitist bitch. As such, her marketing team has her do “relatable” things to give the impression she is just like us. Of course these attempts are always laughable, but her latest stunt may be the funniest of all. Hillary is pandering the Latino vote by claiming she’s just like their Mexican grandma. This may be the most pathetic thing a presidential candidate has ever done.
On the Hillary website, this atrocity appeared:
7 things Hillary Clinton has in common with your abuela
“Abuela” is the Spanish word for “grandma.” Get it? This white upper-middleclass privileged Midwesterner is exactly like a barrio grandma, so if you are Latino you should vote for Hillary. Especially considering that there aren’t any GOP Latinos running for president that they could relate too, except Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz.
It’s bad enough that she puts this thing up, but you will notice that none of the items on the list are things that are particularly Latino or exclusively related to the Latino experience. With out further ado, here are the ways Hillary is like a Mexican grandma:
She worries about children everywhere …
I don’t know that Latino grandmothers worry about children everywhere, but I know for a fact that Hillary doesn’t. She is a hardcore abortion supporter, something Catholic Latinos don’t approve of, so if anything, she worries about children everywhere being born alive.
She knows what’s best …
You mean like how she knew best to use a private e-mail server to send classified information? Or how she knew best that the Benghazi attack was because of a YouTube video? Hillary proves this point by claiming that she knows “the Earth is round and the sky is blue.”
She reacts this way when people le faltan el respeto …
What that means is basically when someone shows you no respect. To make this point there is an embedded video of Hillary copping an attitude on a loop. From this we can conclude that Hillary thinks Latino women have a lot of attitude, which in no way is a negative stereotype because she’s a liberal.
She reads to you before bedtime …
So reading before bedtime is an exclusively Latino grandma thing?
She isn’t afraid to talk about the importance of el respeto (especially when it comes to women) …
Hillary is not afraid to talk about the respect? I guess if you just throw a Spanish word into a sentence it means you are down with the homies.
She likes to highlight accomplishments …
Sure, she likes to highlight her accomplishments, but it’s embarrassing when she does because she doesn’t have any. And again, what does this have to do with Latinos? Are Latino grandmas known for highlighting accomplishments?
and she had one word for Donald Trump …
And that word is “basta” which means “enough.”
Just in case Latinos aren’t convinced she is just like them, she includes a picture of her with Latino superstar Marc Anthony. I’m surprise she didn’t put up a pic of her wearing a sombrero and eating tacos to really make herself relatable.
While this list doesn’t really show how Hillary is like a Latino grandma, there are many things about her that are unlike one:
Hillary has never been poor or struggled in any way.
Hillary has never cleaned, cooked, or picked anything.
Hillary has never served anyone or even worked a day in her life.
Hillary has never had to sacrifice anything for her family.
Hillary doesn’t believe life begins at conception.
Hillary only has one child.
Hillary is fine with her husband cheating on her.
I can’t wait for Hillary’s list of how she’s like a black grandma: she plays the lotto, she has a weave, her furniture is covered in plastic, etc…
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