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Offline kevindavis007

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Jeff Bezos offers to send Donald Trump into space
« on: December 08, 2015, 02:05:17 am »

Technically Incorrect: After the leading Republican candidate excoriates Amazon's CEO on Twitter, he gets a wry reply.


Is the Earth a big enough place for some as huge as Donald Trump?


Might there be planets up above, or at least out there, that will fully appreciate his joie de vivre and embrace of all peoples?


This thought first invaded me some time ago. Now, though, it's been sharpened by the words of Jeff Bezos.


The Amazon CEO wasn't one to tweet before a couple of weeks ago. Suddenly, there's been a veritable gush, none more pointed than one he emitted on Monday.


It read: "Finally trashed by @realDonaldTrump. Will still reserve him a seat on the Blue Origin rocket." This was accompanied by the hashtag #sendDonaldtospace.


Blue Origin is Bezos' company that just successfully launched and returned to earth a reusable rocket.


You might wonder, though, what had suddenly moved Bezos to this generous, but perhaps barbed, offer. I fancy it was Trump himself.


Earlier on Monday Big Don sent out several tweets deriding Bezos and his company. Sample: "If @amazon ever had to pay fair taxes, its stock would crash and it would crumble like a paper bag. The @washingtonpost scam is saving it!"


Sadly, there was no hashtag #amascam. I fear Trump missed out there.


In turn, because I can feel you spinning, you'll wonder what Trump has suddenly got against Bezos.


It might have been this somewhat mocking piece published by the Washington Post, which Bezos bought in 2013. This suggested that, on the subject of Trump predicting Osama Bin Laden's impact on the world, Trump and facts were somewhat estranged.




Neither Amazon nor Trump's campaign immediately responded to requests for comment.


I worry too, though, about Trump's grasp of certain facts. In one of his raging tweets, he declared that Amazon was a "no profit company." This is a touch strange, given that in July it insisted it made $92 million.


Perhaps, though, for a billionaire of Trump's well, enormity, $92 million is indeed nothing.


Source: http://www.cnet.com/news/jeff-bezos-offers-to-send-donald-trump-into-space/


I welcome that idea.. Check out this hashtag: #senddonaldtospace
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Re: Jeff Bezos offers to send Donald Trump into space
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2015, 02:15:45 am »
 
I'm thinking that all the Trump-haters actually love him...

Everything they do and say only serves to increase his popular support...


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Re: Jeff Bezos offers to send Donald Trump into space
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2015, 02:17:27 am »
To paraphrase Ralph Cramden:

One of these days Donald, Pow! Straight to the Moon!

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Re: Jeff Bezos offers to send Donald Trump into space
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2015, 02:32:22 am »
I will gladly buy more stuff from Amazon to help send Trump into space.

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Re: Jeff Bezos offers to send Donald Trump into space
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2015, 02:39:38 am »
I will gladly buy more stuff from Amazon to help send Trump into space.


I'm tempted to start a kickstarter to help..
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Re: Jeff Bezos offers to send Donald Trump into space
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2015, 03:25:21 am »

I'm thinking that all the Trump-haters actually love him...

Everything they do and say only serves to increase his popular support...

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Re: Jeff Bezos offers to send Donald Trump into space
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2015, 03:47:36 am »

I'm thinking that all the Trump-haters actually love him...

Everything they do and say only serves to increase his popular support...

Shhhh....don't tell them - the more they talk about him, the more he loves it!
 
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Re: Jeff Bezos offers to send Donald Trump into space
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2015, 07:40:02 am »
Bah.  Sending Trump to a planet far away from Earth is insulting.  Send him to the center of the solar system, I say!  Where his brilliance can be magnified and enjoyed by all.  Men have walked on the moon, spacecraft have landed on Mars.  Let Trump be the first to touch down on the sun.

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Re: Jeff Bezos offers to send Donald Trump into space
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2015, 08:00:42 am »

From the tone of nearly every comment on virtually every thread these days, the republican presidential primary of 2016 looks to be all about stopping Donald Trump, instead of affirmatively supporting an alternative choice.

The hate, which is strong in these folks, is turning into panic before our very eyes.

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Re: Jeff Bezos offers to send Donald Trump into space
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2015, 09:32:46 am »
From the tone of nearly every comment on virtually every thread these days, the republican presidential primary of 2016 looks to be all about stopping Donald Trump, instead of affirmatively supporting an alternative choice.

The hate, which is strong in these folks, is turning into panic before our very eyes.

That is an extremely accurate observation for me.  I'll support anybody but Trump.  I'll even root for Senator Cruz.

I think Trump is a dangerous demagogue the likes of which I have never seen in my lifetime.  He scares me for many reasons but foremost is the love and admiration he receives at StormFront.  That is not to say that every Trump supporter is a vile isolationist racist, but that every vile isolationist racist is a Trump supporter and Trump's latest ploy shows he is hell bent on solidifying that support.

Just my opinion.  Sure Trump has some good qualities too.  He's a snappy dresser.  He likes to paint.  He has fathered children with only his right testicle functioning.  He's a huge fan of Richard Wagner.



I also admire how he has some of his supporters now demanding internet censorship...it is like the modern day version of book burning.

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Re: Jeff Bezos offers to send Donald Trump into space
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2015, 12:08:21 pm »

I know a good friend of his. You can relax. Your country will be safe in Donald Trump's care.

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Re: Jeff Bezos offers to send Donald Trump into space
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2015, 01:23:06 pm »
From the tone of nearly every comment on virtually every thread these days, the republican presidential primary of 2016 looks to be all about stopping Donald Trump, instead of affirmatively supporting an alternative choice.

The hate, which is strong in these folks, is turning into panic before our very eyes.

We should be concentrating on stopping Hillary instead of focusing on trying to take out the GOP frontrunner.   :thud:

I wonder what the "Trump" haters would hate more; living under our Republic led byTrump or living under Sharia law?  Wake up America!
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Re: Jeff Bezos offers to send Donald Trump into space
« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2015, 05:06:35 pm »
From the tone of nearly every comment on virtually every thread these days, the republican presidential primary of 2016 looks to be all about stopping Donald Trump, instead of affirmatively supporting an alternative choice.

The hate, which is strong in these folks, is turning into panic before our very eyes.

Must remember that the TRUMP haters also do not believe in Islamic Jihad or Islamic terrorists. They feel it is just a boys night out and TRUMP is the bad guy and must be stopped. One problem they cannot make it happen and they know it?? :patriot: