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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3200 on: September 07, 2023, 03:35:39 am »
That's what the bear said.

Yabbut... White Claw? Does that even count?

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3201 on: September 07, 2023, 03:41:20 am »
Yabbut... White Claw? Does that even count?

Not where I live, no.  Same in Montana I'm sure.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3202 on: September 07, 2023, 03:50:14 am »
Yabbut... White Claw? Does that even count?
Any port in a storm...:drunk:
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3203 on: September 07, 2023, 11:31:31 am »
Yabbut... White Claw? Does that even count?
Ain't no laws when you're drinking Claws... and I mean, a bear has claws, so it's fitting.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3204 on: September 16, 2023, 02:01:22 pm »
Woman Knocked Out Cold As Wedding Party Gets Into Wild Brawl With Cops
by Sean Joseph
 September 16, 2023, 9:03 am   
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A group of guests at a wedding in Rhode Island last weekend attempted to keep the party going into the early morning the following day. They ended up in an all out brawl with police that resulted in six of them being arrested.

The wild scene unfolded around 1 am on Sunday morning in Newport, Rhode Island. Police were called to a restaurant by the name of The Landing. A man, later identified as David Onik, refused to leave the establishment. He shoved an employee and took a swing at another.

According to the police, when they arrived on the scene an attempted to speak with Onik, his wife Rachael intervened. An officer then attempted to remove her from the situation by walking her away so they could speak with Onik. As they did so, she tripped and fell.

Other members of the wedding party then surrounded the officer. While attempting to get them to back away one of the women kicked the officer in the groin. He threw a punch and all hell broke loose as the woman’s husband started throwing punches. ...

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3205 on: September 16, 2023, 03:28:44 pm »
Woman Knocked Out Cold As Wedding Party Gets Into Wild Brawl With Cops
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3206 on: September 19, 2023, 08:17:11 pm »
Pennsylvania Woman Arrested for Attacking Scarecrow



A Bradford woman is in McKean County Jail after allegedly attacking a scarecrow.

According to City Police, early Tuesday morning 34-year-old Jacqueline Suzanne Horton was seen having a conversation with one of the scarecrow decorations for Pumpkinfest. Horton then allegedly dismantled the scarecrow, scattering straw and stealing the clothes.

https://wesb.com/2023/09/19/bradford-woman-arrested-for-attacking-scarecrow/
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3207 on: September 19, 2023, 08:19:54 pm »
Pennsylvania Woman Arrested for Attacking Scarecrow



A Bradford woman is in McKean County Jail after allegedly attacking a scarecrow.

According to City Police, early Tuesday morning 34-year-old Jacqueline Suzanne Horton was seen having a conversation with one of the scarecrow decorations for Pumpkinfest. Horton then allegedly dismantled the scarecrow, scattering straw and stealing the clothes.

https://wesb.com/2023/09/19/bradford-woman-arrested-for-attacking-scarecrow/

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Keep in mind that this woman is PROBABLY in the divorce process,and looking for a new husband.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3208 on: September 19, 2023, 08:21:36 pm »
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...and stealing the clothes.

Pretty hard up for a new outfit?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3209 on: September 19, 2023, 08:23:22 pm »
@jmyrlefuller

Keep in mind that this woman is PROBABLY in the divorce process,and looking for a new husband.
Well what do you know? I happen to visit that city on a regular basis...
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3210 on: September 19, 2023, 08:45:18 pm »
My ridiculous news of the day: John Fetterman is an actual senator.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3211 on: September 19, 2023, 08:47:50 pm »
My ridiculous news of the day: John Fetterman is an actual senator.
Which one?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3212 on: September 19, 2023, 08:51:36 pm »
Well what do you know? I happen to visit that city on a regular basis...

May I suggest Kelvar underwear on that trip?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3213 on: September 19, 2023, 08:53:03 pm »
My ridiculous news of the day: John Fetterman is an actual senator.

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If  you think THAT is ridiculous,ponder the FACT that Joe Biden  is our President.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3214 on: September 19, 2023, 09:15:43 pm »
@Weird Tolkienish Figure

If  you think THAT is ridiculous,ponder the FACT that Joe Biden  is our President.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3215 on: September 19, 2023, 09:29:29 pm »
Well what do you know? I happen to visit that city on a regular basis...
Ha ha, a couple of good friends from college are from Bradford.
 Scarecrow woman does look a little older than her stated age, I must say.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3216 on: September 19, 2023, 09:31:49 pm »
   That scarecrow used to sell her meth.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3217 on: September 21, 2023, 01:29:13 pm »
Ukraine's English-speaking spokesperson is an American male leftist activist who wears a wig and calls himself Sarah Ashton. I'm not making this up.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3218 on: September 21, 2023, 01:59:56 pm »
California woman drops phone in outhouse and falls inside

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Published April 22, 2022 10:36 AM

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BRINNON, Calif. (KION-TV)-- The Brinnon Fire Department and Quilcene Fire Rescue helped a woman in her 40s who fell into a vault toilet after dropping her cell phone inside it.

The woman stated that while using the toilet she dropped her cell phone and tried to dismantle the toilet to receive it.

After taking out the seat and the housing, she tried using her dog's least to fish it out but that failed.

She then attempted to use the leash to help support herself, which also failed, and she slid in and fell headfirst.

https://kion546.com/news/2022/04/22/california-woman-drops-phone-in-outhouse-and-falls-inside/#:~:text=The%20woman%20stated%20that%20while%20using%20the%20toilet,failed%2C%20and%20she%20slid%20in%20and%20fell%20headfirst.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3219 on: September 21, 2023, 02:00:56 pm »
The value of a California education on display! :silly:
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« Reply #3220 on: September 21, 2023, 02:07:06 pm »
California woman drops phone in outhouse and falls inside

Brinnon Fire Department
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Published April 22, 2022 10:36 AM

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BRINNON, Calif. (KION-TV)-- The Brinnon Fire Department and Quilcene Fire Rescue helped a woman in her 40s who fell into a vault toilet after dropping her cell phone inside it.

The woman stated that while using the toilet she dropped her cell phone and tried to dismantle the toilet to receive it.

After taking out the seat and the housing, she tried using her dog's least to fish it out but that failed.

She then attempted to use the leash to help support herself, which also failed, and she slid in and fell headfirst.

https://kion546.com/news/2022/04/22/california-woman-drops-phone-in-outhouse-and-falls-inside/#:~:text=The%20woman%20stated%20that%20while%20using%20the%20toilet,failed%2C%20and%20she%20slid%20in%20and%20fell%20headfirst.

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Uhhh,just how much did that damn cell phone cost,anyhow?

Sometimes ya just gotta admit you  screwed up,and walk away from something.

BTW,who the HELL talks to anyone on their phone while they  are on the toilet,anyway?
« Last Edit: September 21, 2023, 02:08:26 pm by sneakypete »
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3221 on: September 21, 2023, 04:24:16 pm »
What is a vault toilet?

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3222 on: September 21, 2023, 05:18:26 pm »
Ha ha, a couple of good friends from college are from Bradford.
 Scarecrow woman does look a little older than her stated age, I must say.

You're too kind.

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« Reply #3223 on: September 21, 2023, 06:25:10 pm »
What is a vault toilet?

It's one where you have to use a pole....
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« Reply #3224 on: September 21, 2023, 06:54:02 pm »
It's one where you have to use a pole....

Some of us bring our own.

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