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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3000 on: March 06, 2022, 03:04:12 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on March 06, 2022, 02:55:43 pm
Somebody is gonna flip their lid over this, and heads are going to roll...


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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3001 on: March 06, 2022, 03:31:36 pm »
Quote from: mountaineer on March 06, 2022, 02:24:38 pm
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Netflix turned Jarl Haakon, the last pagan ruler of Norway, into a black woman in its new Vikings show

9:23 PM · Mar 5, 2022·

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I won't be watching it,and neither should anyone who is aware of this.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3002 on: March 06, 2022, 05:11:15 pm »
Quote from: mountaineer on March 06, 2022, 02:24:38 pm
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9:23 PM · Mar 5, 2022·
Maybe Netflix hired Mike Obama as a producer or technical advisor for the show?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3003 on: March 06, 2022, 07:35:52 pm »
Quote from: GtHawk on March 06, 2022, 05:11:15 pm
Maybe Netflix hired Mike Obama as a producer or technical advisor for the show?

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Wez iz da peep-pulls....

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3004 on: March 07, 2022, 02:36:59 pm »
Quote from: Kamaji on March 06, 2022, 02:50:17 pm
Box of human heads stolen in Denver

By Jesse O’Neill
March 5, 2022

A box of human heads intended for scientific research was stolen from a medical truck in Denver Thursday.

Someone broke into the parked truck in broad daylight and stole the box of human remains, along with a dolly, according to KVDR.

The macabre crime happened in Denver’s leafy Central Park neighborhood, the TV station reported.

The situation was “pretty shocking,” resident Isaac Fields told the station.

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Source:  https://nypost.com/2022/03/05/box-of-human-heads-stolen-in-denver/
Kind of like the movie "8 heads in a duffle bag"
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3005 on: March 07, 2022, 02:39:09 pm »
Quote from: verga on March 07, 2022, 02:36:59 pm
Kind of like the movie "8 heads in a duffle bag"


Well, Mom always did say that two heads are better than one!
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3006 on: March 07, 2022, 02:51:27 pm »
Rampant skulduggery...
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3007 on: March 12, 2022, 04:45:46 pm »
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Netflix turned Jarl Haakon, the last pagan ruler of Norway, into a black woman in its new Vikings show

9:23 PM · Mar 5, 2022·

On about the 3rd episode.  When that lady showed up, I yelled that woke shit has gone past the ridiculously implausbile. Netflix sucks.

Think about about ....  A black woman ruler in 1050 Norway?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3008 on: March 12, 2022, 05:51:17 pm »
Quote from: catfish1957 on March 12, 2022, 04:45:46 pm
On about the 3rd episode.  When that lady showed up, I yelled that woke shit has gone past the ridiculously implausbile. Netflix sucks.

Think about about ....  A black woman ruler in 1050 Norway?

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Why not?

Everybody knows those Viking guys were wusses.

"We iz da wurld.......

We iz da wusses......
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3009 on: March 13, 2022, 02:47:26 pm »
Two men killed by camel that escaped from Tennessee petting zoo
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March 12, 2022 3:30am

Two men were killed by a rampaging camel that escaped from a petting zoo in Tennessee, according to local officials.

Bobby Matheny, 42, and Tommy Gunn, 67, both from The Volunteer State, died after they were cornered and attacked by the frenzied camel Thursday in Obion, roughly 100 miles northeast of Memphis.

The humped beast was killed by responding law enforcement officers.  ... NY Post
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3010 on: March 13, 2022, 03:23:23 pm »
Quote from: mountaineer on March 13, 2022, 02:47:26 pm
Two men killed by camel that escaped from Tennessee petting zoo
By Patrick Reilly   
March 12, 2022 3:30am

Two men were killed by a rampaging camel that escaped from a petting zoo in Tennessee, according to local officials.

Bobby Matheny, 42, and Tommy Gunn, 67, both from The Volunteer State, died after they were cornered and attacked by the frenzied camel Thursday in Obion, roughly 100 miles northeast of Memphis.

The humped beast was killed by responding law enforcement officers.  ... NY Post

I hope they didn't walk a mile for the camel....

(The picture at the Post is actually a Dromedary, I think.)
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3011 on: March 13, 2022, 03:29:18 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on March 13, 2022, 03:23:23 pm
I hope they didn't walk a mile for the camel....

(The picture at the Post is actually a Dromedary, I think.)

Make it 1001.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3012 on: March 13, 2022, 03:34:08 pm »
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The humped beast was killed by responding law enforcement officers.

My 1st thought was, Damn they got Hillary!
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« Reply #3013 on: March 13, 2022, 03:35:38 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on March 13, 2022, 03:34:08 pm
My 1st thought was, Damn they got Hillary!

If it was humped beast, I figured WJC was nearby.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3014 on: March 21, 2022, 10:03:07 pm »
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3015 on: April 17, 2022, 10:15:27 pm »
Quote from: EC on September 28, 2015, 05:03:26 pm
We don't have a section for the really stupid stuff. The stuff that makes you shake your head in disbelief, laugh at the workings of insta-karma or just stretch the bounds of the ridiculous. Yet we do all need a laugh.

So - post 'em here if you find one!

I miss EC.   The starter of this thread and long time poster who dropped of the radar.  Hope ie is well this Easter and not dead.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3016 on: April 17, 2022, 10:39:50 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on April 17, 2022, 10:15:27 pm
I miss EC.   The starter of this thread and long time poster who dropped of the radar.  Hope ie is well this Easter and not dead.

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Well,if he is dead,he is as free of suffering as he can get.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3017 on: April 17, 2022, 10:45:56 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on March 13, 2022, 03:23:23 pm
I hope they didn't walk a mile for the camel....

(The picture at the Post is actually a Dromedary, I think.)

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The younger guy was so fat I doubt he could walk much more than 20 feet at a time.
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« Reply #3018 on: April 17, 2022, 11:43:51 pm »
Quote from: sneakypete on April 17, 2022, 10:39:50 pm
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Well,if he is dead,he is as free of suffering as he can get.


Everyone talks to God in the end. If he is gone I hope the angels took his demons away.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3019 on: April 21, 2022, 10:10:07 pm »
When nature calls! Woman plunges HEAD FIRST into filthy national forest vault toilet after dropping her phone and using dog leash as harness to lower herself in to retrieve it

A California woman was rescued from a vault toilet after plunging head-first into it while trying to retrieve her cell phone by using a dog leash as a harness
The rescue, which occurred on top of a Washington hiking trail Tuesday, required two fire departments to free the woman from the toilet
She tried to use a dog leash as a harness to lower herself into the toilet, however it did not support her weight and she fell into the vault head-first
The woman spent around 20 minutes attempting to get out of the vault toilet before ultimately finding her phone and calling 911
Rescue crews were eventually able to free the woman from the toilet after making a 'cribbing platform' that was lowered down for the woman to stand on
The woman told rescue crews that she was uninjured, and refused medical attention despite being encouraged to after being exposed to human waste
 
By MATT MCNULTY FOR DAILYMAIL.COM

PUBLISHED: 09:39 EDT, 21 April 2022 | UPDATED: 13:08 EDT, 21 April 2022

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10739397/Woman-rescued-falling-vault-toilet-trying-retrieve-phone-hiking-trail.html
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3020 on: April 21, 2022, 10:46:58 pm »
Quote from: corbe on April 21, 2022, 10:10:07 pm
When nature calls! Woman plunges HEAD FIRST into filthy national forest vault toilet after dropping her phone and using dog leash as harness to lower herself in to retrieve it

A California woman was rescued from a vault toilet after plunging head-first into it while trying to retrieve her cell phone by using a dog leash as a harness
The rescue, which occurred on top of a Washington hiking trail Tuesday, required two fire departments to free the woman from the toilet
She tried to use a dog leash as a harness to lower herself into the toilet, however it did not support her weight and she fell into the vault head-first
The woman spent around 20 minutes attempting to get out of the vault toilet before ultimately finding her phone and calling 911
Rescue crews were eventually able to free the woman from the toilet after making a 'cribbing platform' that was lowered down for the woman to stand on
The woman told rescue crews that she was uninjured, and refused medical attention despite being encouraged to after being exposed to human waste
 
By MATT MCNULTY FOR DAILYMAIL.COM

PUBLISHED: 09:39 EDT, 21 April 2022 | UPDATED: 13:08 EDT, 21 April 2022

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Shit Happens.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3021 on: April 21, 2022, 11:47:48 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on April 21, 2022, 10:46:58 pm
Shit Happens.

Leave it to @corbe to shitpost the shit stories...that's why he's my bud.  I might mail him a care package one of these days....
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3022 on: April 21, 2022, 11:50:49 pm »
    I categorically deny that I have any semblance of a $hit fantasy!
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3023 on: April 22, 2022, 01:46:47 am »
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When nature calls! Woman plunges HEAD FIRST into filthy national forest vault toilet after dropping her phone and using dog leash as harness to lower herself in to retrieve it


Green Rooms. Construction sites. This sh*t is right up my alley. The stories are endless.

Once I took a dump 30 miles back in the woods... spent two days up that way before getting home and noticing my wallet was gone.

Drove all the way back up there... Yep. There it was.
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« Reply #3024 on: April 22, 2022, 03:27:40 am »
Quote from: roamer_1 on April 22, 2022, 01:46:47 am
Green Rooms. Construction sites. This sh*t is right up my alley. The stories are endless.

Once I took a dump 30 miles back in the woods... spent two days up that way before getting home and noticing my wallet was gone.

Drove all the way back up there... Yep. There it was.

You're lucky a bear didn't find it and spend all your cash on sushi.
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