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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2450 on: January 23, 2020, 04:16:04 pm »
Mutant goat born with human-like face will be ‘worshipped as an avatar of God' in India: report
 Chris Ciaccia | Fox News

A mutated goat with a face that looks eerily like a human has been born in India, shocking onlookers.

Images and videos of the mutated mammal have gone viral, The Sun reports. Initially, the deformed mammal perplexed villagers in Nimodia, India, but it is now believed it will be "worshipped as an avatar of God," The Sun added, citing local reports. ... Full story at FOX
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2451 on: January 23, 2020, 05:24:13 pm »
Bring that goat to America,and within a couple of years it will be a Dim congresscritter,and maybe even one of the smarter ones.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2452 on: January 23, 2020, 05:47:05 pm »
Quote from: sneakypete on January 23, 2020, 05:24:13 pm
Bring that goat to America,and within a couple of years it will be a Dim congresscritter,and maybe even one of the smarter ones.
My bad! I thought it was a picture of a Dim congresscritter. :whistle:
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2453 on: January 23, 2020, 05:51:17 pm »
Quote from: GtHawk on January 23, 2020, 05:47:05 pm
My bad! I thought it was a picture of a Dim congresscritter. :whistle:
Al Green, maybe.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2454 on: January 23, 2020, 07:34:34 pm »
Quote from: mountaineer on January 23, 2020, 05:51:17 pm
Al Green, maybe.
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I'm cool with that goat if he can sing like Al Green!


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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2455 on: January 23, 2020, 08:16:14 pm »
Not that Al Green, the congressman who looks like a California raisin!  :laugh:
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2456 on: January 23, 2020, 08:18:12 pm »
Quote from: mountaineer on January 23, 2020, 08:16:14 pm
Not that Al Green, the congressman who looks like a California raisin!  :laugh:

You mean this Al Green:



Dumber than a box of rocks and insists on proving it every day.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2457 on: January 23, 2020, 08:19:23 pm »
Massachusetts woman trying to turn Natick into San Francisco East:
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Massachusetts serial pooper busted for defecating in parking lot eight times
By Natalie O'Neill
January 23, 2020 | 2:08pm

A Massachusetts woman was busted for allegedly turning a store parking lot into her own personal potty — pooping there a staggering eight times in roughly a month.

Dubbed the “Parking Lot Pooper,” Andrea Grocer, 51, of Ashland was allegedly caught dropping trou near the Natick Outdoor Store on Wednesday morning after she was nabbed on camera in the act, according to metrowestdailynews.com. ...

Cops linked Grocer to all eight poops  — leaving store owner Henry Kanner flush with excitement. ...

Someone's having a crappy day.

Full story at NY Post
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2458 on: January 23, 2020, 08:41:55 pm »
Quote from: mountaineer on January 23, 2020, 08:19:23 pm
Massachusetts woman trying to turn Natick into San Francisco East:
Someone's having a crappy day.

Full story at NY Post

Oh, thank God!  Another sh*tty story to get this thread on track, and away from that California raisin. :patriot:
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2459 on: January 23, 2020, 08:45:31 pm »
Quote from: mountaineer on January 23, 2020, 04:16:04 pm
Mutant goat born with human-like face will be ‘worshipped as an avatar of God' in India: report
 Chris Ciaccia | Fox News

A mutated goat with a face that looks eerily like a human has been born in India, shocking onlookers.

Images and videos of the mutated mammal have gone viral, The Sun reports. Initially, the deformed mammal perplexed villagers in Nimodia, India, but it is now believed it will be "worshipped as an avatar of God," The Sun added, citing local reports. ... Full story at FOX


That story is I'm sure true. Some stories out of India, I do a double-take on but they are probably true.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2460 on: January 23, 2020, 08:49:22 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on January 23, 2020, 08:41:55 pm
Oh, thank God!  Another sh*tty story to get this thread on track, and away from that California raisin. :patriot:

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“At first, [workers] thought it was an animal but then they noticed toilet paper and other wipes — items animals would not have access to,” said police spokeswoman Lt. Cara Rossi, who said the first feces was found in early December.

https://nypost.com/2020/01/23/massachusetts-serial-pooper-busted-for-defecating-in-parking-lot-eight-times/?utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow

Now there's some top-flight detecting!
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2461 on: January 23, 2020, 10:50:53 pm »
Quote from: roamer_1 on January 23, 2020, 08:49:22 pm
Now there's some top-flight detecting!
See! It pays to know your sh*t!
When are they deporting her to San Fraancisco?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2462 on: January 23, 2020, 10:56:52 pm »
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2463 on: January 23, 2020, 10:58:40 pm »
Quote from: Bigun on January 23, 2020, 08:18:12 pm
You mean this Al Green:



Dumber than a box of rocks and insists on proving it every day.

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YIKES! The goat doesn't look all that bad anymore.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2464 on: January 23, 2020, 11:01:36 pm »
Quote from: mountaineer on January 23, 2020, 08:19:23 pm
Massachusetts woman trying to turn Natick into San Francisco East:
Someone's having a crappy day.

Full story at NY Post


Are we completely sure this isn't false reporting? She really lives in Florida, doesn't she?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2465 on: January 24, 2020, 06:34:38 am »
Quote from: mountaineer on January 23, 2020, 08:16:14 pm
Not that Al Green, the congressman who looks like a California raisin!  :laugh:
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2466 on: January 25, 2020, 01:36:22 pm »
The hamburglar strikes again!
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Vandal In Whitehall ‘Topping’ Cars, Road Signs With Sliced Cheese
January 24, 2020 at 1:53 pm

WHITEHALL (KDKA) — Residents in Whitehall are saying that a vandal has been leaving slices of cheese on cars, roads, and even on stop signs.

Several community members have posted to social media pictures of their cars with cheese slices on the windshield. ... More at KDKA

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2467 on: January 25, 2020, 10:15:18 pm »
Quote from: mountaineer on January 25, 2020, 01:36:22 pm
The hamburglar strikes again!

LOLWhut!!  :silly:

What does that even mean?

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2468 on: January 27, 2020, 02:31:04 pm »
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Frank Sinatra’s golden toilets auctioned off in Atlantic City
By Jorge Fitz-Gibbon
January 26, 2020 | 12:22pm

It’s where Frank Sinatra did it his way.

Three gold-topped toilets from the legendary crooner’s “Chairman’s Suite” at the Golden Nugget hotel in Atlantic City went up for auction Sunday — where they went for several thousand a pop.

The lavish Italian marble-and-gold loos, made by the New York City-based Sherle Wagner International, were among a collection of Sinatra goodies up for grabs by SS Auction Inc. ...

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2469 on: January 27, 2020, 02:42:30 pm »
Quote from: mountaineer on January 27, 2020, 02:31:04 pm



How anybody could spend that kind of money on a place to take a dump is entirely beyond me.  **nononono*
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2470 on: January 27, 2020, 02:45:21 pm »
Some folks' poo is fancier than others, I guess.  :pondering:
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2471 on: January 27, 2020, 03:00:04 pm »
Quote from: mountaineer on January 27, 2020, 02:45:21 pm
Some folks' poo is fancier than others, I guess.  :pondering:

I understand collector interest in celebrity memoriabilia.  However, some lines I just don't understand being crossed.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2472 on: January 27, 2020, 03:02:34 pm »
Quote from: mountaineer on January 27, 2020, 02:45:21 pm
Some folks' poo is fancier than others, I guess.  :pondering:

I dunno... Seem like a whole lot of ado about nothin. Folks put on airs the craziest ways.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2473 on: January 27, 2020, 08:01:13 pm »
Quote from: catfish1957 on January 27, 2020, 03:00:04 pm
I understand collector interest in celebrity memoriabilia.  However, some lines I just don't understand being crossed.
Think about the person who won one of these treasures, they can honestly tell all their friends " You won't believe what I won at the Sinatra auction, it's the shits!"
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2474 on: January 27, 2020, 08:02:35 pm »
Quote from: roamer_1 on January 27, 2020, 03:02:34 pm
I dunno... Seem like a whole lot of ado about nothin. Folks put on airs the craziest ways.

 :yowsa: That they do!
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