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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1575 on: October 24, 2018, 01:11:41 pm »
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Freshman dies after ‘initiation’ party where students bobbed for apples in urine
By Daniel Hall, The Sun
October 23, 2018

Students bobbed for apples in a mixture of booze and urine as part of a drink-fuelled initiation ceremony where a British student died, an inquest heard.

First-year economics student Ed Farmer, 20, died after being found slumped in a corridor not breathing at the end of a student society’s night out in Newcastle in 2016.

Although he was rushed to the hospital, he died the next day with his parents at his bedside. ...

The inquest continues.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1576 on: October 24, 2018, 02:41:01 pm »
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I believe the children are our future ...   :whistle:New York Post
*Newcastle in 2016. How is this news in 2018?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1577 on: October 24, 2018, 05:06:18 pm »
Quote from: verga on October 24, 2018, 02:41:01 pm
*Newcastle in 2016. How is this news in 2018?
The story is reporting on a coroner's inquest that currently is underway.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1578 on: October 31, 2018, 06:28:47 pm »
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Florida mayor solicited sex for speed bumps, ethics panel finds

David Stewart has been the mayor of Lantana, Florida, since 2000.
Oct. 31, 2018 / 9:20 AM CDT
By Kalhan Rosenblatt

A Florida mayor is accused of soliciting sex from a constituent in exchange for speed bumps, according to the Florida Commission on Ethics and local reports.

In a press release on Oct. 24, the commission found that there was probable cause to find that David Stewart, the mayor of Lantana, Florida, "misused his position to attempt to obtain a sexual benefit for himself."

Stewart solicited sex from a constituent "based on an understanding his vote, official action, or judgment would be influenced," the commission said....

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-mayor-solicited-sex-speed-bumps-ethics-panel-finds-n926671
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1579 on: October 31, 2018, 06:42:44 pm »
Quote from: Sanguine on October 31, 2018, 06:28:47 pm


Mayoring sure has interesting perks, doesn't it?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1580 on: November 01, 2018, 01:54:09 am »
Quote from: Sanguine on October 31, 2018, 06:28:47 pm

A Florida mayor is accused of soliciting sex from a constituent in exchange for speed bumps


@Sanguine

I CAN'T be the only one that sees both irony and humor in that first sentence.
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« Reply #1581 on: November 01, 2018, 01:58:09 am »
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I CAN'T be the only one that sees both irony and humor in that first sentence.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1582 on: November 01, 2018, 03:46:21 am »
Quote from: sneakypete on November 01, 2018, 01:54:09 am
@Sanguine

I CAN'T be the only one that sees both irony and humor in that first sentence.
A hump for a bump? Or is that a bump for a hump?  :pondering:
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1583 on: November 01, 2018, 10:06:27 pm »
Applied peanut butter to his crotch so dog would lick his privates.   Wrong result.   Bestiality folks are whack jobs.


Police in Scotland found the man unconscious, in a pool of his own blood
He was taken to hospital but his organs could not be reattached
No one has been charged with any offence which relates to the incident


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6343269/Man-penis-testicles-eaten-bulldog-room-animal.html
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« Reply #1584 on: November 01, 2018, 10:14:53 pm »
Bullys love peanut butter..not that I have applied it to any part of my body...I give it to them on a spoon...don't judge :bullie smokin:
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1585 on: November 01, 2018, 10:16:28 pm »
Nuts.
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« Reply #1586 on: November 01, 2018, 10:17:03 pm »
On the bright side he now has much better political representation.
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« Reply #1587 on: November 01, 2018, 11:18:09 pm »
Pfffff.. Just another "dog bites man" story...  :doglick:
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1588 on: November 01, 2018, 11:31:22 pm »
   That's why I quit dating crazy white girls
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1589 on: November 02, 2018, 12:00:28 am »
Dumb Scotsman had the wrong type of bitch do this.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1590 on: November 02, 2018, 02:21:12 am »
@mirraflake

Your posting got put in the ridiculous news area...... more proper here, sorry.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1591 on: November 02, 2018, 02:48:53 am »
Quote from: RoosGirl on November 01, 2018, 10:30:11 pm
Leave it to a Scotsman to be too bleep cheap to just pay a hooker.

Sheep ain't cheap.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1592 on: November 02, 2018, 07:54:21 am »
Quote from: corbe on November 01, 2018, 11:31:22 pm
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There are other types?

Are they being kept hidden in secret government labs somewhere?
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« Reply #1593 on: November 02, 2018, 07:55:43 am »
On a positive note,he did want to get his nuts off,and no one can claim he wasn't successful.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1594 on: November 02, 2018, 10:16:01 am »
Quote from: mystery-ak on November 01, 2018, 10:14:53 pm
Bullys love peanut butter..not that I have applied it to any part of my body...I give it to them on a spoon...don't judge :bullie smokin:
Raimo get Phenobarbital for his seizures and something for his heart murmur every day. He gets it in peanut butter, and of course Cassie wants what ever her brother gets, so she gets peanut butter too, sans drugs.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1595 on: November 05, 2018, 05:14:01 pm »
Rugby player Sam Ballard dies eight years after swallowing slug as dare left him paralysed
Richard Hartley-Parkinson  Monday 5 Nov 2018 6:25 am

A man who ate a garden slug as part of a dare has died. Sam Ballard, 28, became a paraplegic and suffered for eight years after eating the slug at a party when he was 19. He lost his fight for life as a result of medical complications on Friday and his last words to his mother were ‘I love you’.

His friend Jimmy Galvin previously revealed that he swallowed the slug while at a party in 2010. He told The Project: ”We were sitting, having a bit of a red wine appreciation night, trying to act as grown-ups and a slug came crawling across. ‘The conversation came up: “Should I eat it?” off Sam went. Bang. That’s how it happened.’ Within hours he fell seriously ill and it was later discovered that he had been infected with rat lungworm.

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https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/05/rugby-player-sam-ballard-dies-eight-years-after-swallowing-slug-as-dare-left-him-paralysed-8105145
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1596 on: November 05, 2018, 05:26:41 pm »
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Rugby player Sam Ballard dies eight years after swallowing slug as dare left him paralysed


I guess that proves a story can be both ridiculous and sad at the same time.
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« Reply #1597 on: November 05, 2018, 06:12:04 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on November 05, 2018, 05:26:41 pm
I guess that proves a story can be both ridiculous and sad at the same time.

As is much of life. 
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1598 on: November 06, 2018, 04:30:37 am »
MAN FALLS THROUGH CEILING AT WAFFLE HOUSE IN TUSCUMBIA
A 27-year-old from Birmingham, Wesley Glenn Bost, fell through the ceiling at a Waffle House in Tuscumbia Sunday morning.
Posted: Nov. 5, 2018 8:40 PM  Updated: Nov. 5, 2018 9:00 PM   Posted By: Ashley Thusius

A 27-year-old from Birmingham, Wesley Glenn Bost, fell through the ceiling at a Waffle House in Tuscumbia Sunday morning.



Tuscumbia Police say surveillance video shows Bost went into the bathroom, locked himself in and tied his blue jeans to the door. He then climbed into the ceiling and fell through. They said he did a lot of damage to the restaurant and broke the sink and toilet.

After Bost fell through the ceiling, jumped into his car and police chased him. He then left the car and fled on foot. Police are getting warrants on him for the damage caused at the Waffle House.

[Video of him crashing through the ceiling at link...Language Warning -- but it's got classic Waffle House chatter, with even a pregnant woman!]
https://www.waaytv.com/content/news/Man-falls-through-roof-at-Waffle-House-in-Tuscumbia-499737021.html

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1599 on: November 06, 2018, 04:42:07 am »
BARE BUNS: HALF-NAKED WOMAN FALLS THROUGH COOK OUT CEILING
Police in Tennessee say a half-naked woman fell twice through a restaurant's ceiling and landed in its kitchen.
Posted: Nov. 1, 2018 10:34 AM  Posted By: AP


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KINGSPORT, Tenn. (AP) - Police in Tennessee say a half-naked woman fell twice through a restaurant's ceiling and landed in its kitchen.

News outlets report 26-year-old Harley C. Morton was arrested Tuesday on charges including trespassing and disorderly conduct.

A Kingsport police report says a Cook Out employee called 911 when the naked bottom half of a woman dropped through the ceiling tiles.

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