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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3275 on: January 26, 2024, 11:38:24 am »
No, she said, I don't want your %*$# home and auto insurance!

Now I see why Geico has brought the "Caveman" out of retirement.   
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3276 on: January 31, 2024, 03:43:22 pm »
Police detain young miscreant, pull pistol out of his pants. Mom arrives, innocent youth tells her, "Mom, I did nuffin'."
Police officer shows mom the weapon, tells her, "I just pulled this out of his ass."

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“Mom, I did nuffin.” He stored a gun in his butt.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3277 on: January 31, 2024, 04:43:43 pm »
Hey Rocky watch me pull a gun out of my ass!
Rocket J. Squirrel: Again?
Bullwinkle J. Moose: Nothin' up my sleeve -
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3278 on: January 31, 2024, 05:40:14 pm »
Din Du Nuffin.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3279 on: January 31, 2024, 05:56:18 pm »
Hey Rocky watch me pull a gun out of my ass!
Rocket J. Squirrel: Again?
Bullwinkle J. Moose: Nothin' up my sleeve -
:pondering: Could give new meaning to the phrase 'explosive diarrhea' or maybe '@$$ banging'  :whistle:

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3280 on: January 31, 2024, 05:59:49 pm »
:pondering: Could give new meaning to the phrase 'explosive diarrhea' or maybe '@$$ banging'  :whistle:

@GtHawk

I have been following along under the ASSUMPTION that it was the writer who had his head up his ass instead of the punk with a gun hidden inside his pants.

I just see no way even a small handgun can be hidden inside a rectum.

Other than by surgery,and that boy doesn't look like the kind of guy that hangs out with surgeons.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3281 on: January 31, 2024, 06:27:34 pm »
@GtHawk

I have been following along under the ASSUMPTION that it was the writer who had his head up his ass instead of the punk with a gun hidden inside his pants.

I just see no way even a small handgun can be hidden inside a rectum.

Other than by surgery,and that boy doesn't look like the kind of guy that hangs out with surgeons.

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That is my assumption as well.  This is all based on a comment from an arresting Officer about taking the gun "from the kid's ass." 

The "Dint Du Nuffin" is what's making me laugh....
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3282 on: January 31, 2024, 07:20:53 pm »
:pondering: Could give new meaning to the phrase 'explosive diarrhea' or maybe '@$$ banging'  :whistle:

Looks like he had one in the chamber.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3283 on: January 31, 2024, 07:28:59 pm »
I'd say he had the loaded, chambered pistol in his butt cheeks, at best - not all the way into his lower intestine.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3284 on: January 31, 2024, 10:37:35 pm »
:pondering: Could give new meaning to the phrase 'explosive diarrhea' or maybe '@$$ banging'  :whistle:
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3285 on: January 31, 2024, 10:42:53 pm »
@sneakypete

That is my assumption as well.  This is all based on a comment from an arresting Officer about taking the gun "from the kid's ass." 

The "Dint Du Nuffin"
is what's making me laugh....


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I  think there may be some sort of law that requires blacks to say that when dealing with  cops/courts.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3286 on: January 31, 2024, 10:46:01 pm »
I'd say he had the loaded, chambered pistol in his butt cheeks, at best - not all the way into his lower intestine.

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I suspect you are right,but since there is no way  in HELL he could get it out and shoot an attacker in order to defend himself before he died.

Not much sense in carrying a gun if you can't get to it when/if you need it.

Unless of course you are a "Hood Rat" and need it to gain "status".
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3287 on: January 31, 2024, 11:45:48 pm »

@Cyber Liberty

I  think there may be some sort of law that requires blacks to say that when dealing with  cops/courts.

That must be the rule book that says, "Go ahead with fighting the cop."
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3288 on: February 09, 2024, 06:16:17 pm »
TRANSGENDER WOMAN
SUED EX-BF OVER TOSSED-OUT BALLS ...
But Judge Says, No Case!!!

2/9/2024 8:52 AM PT
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A transgender woman who sued her ex-boyfriend for throwing out her balls apparently didn't have a case worth litigating ... 'cause a judge tossed her suit, not to mention the BF's.

Brianna Kingsley had recently filed a lawsuit against William Wojciechowski in Detroit -- whom she was dating a couple years ago as she was transitioning ... and who she claims discarded her surgically-removed testicles in the wake of their breakup.

At first, Kingsley was suing Bill for allegedly not returning her balls to her -- claiming in her small claims suit that he was holding them hostage, and keeping them in a mason jar in his fridge next to a carton of eggs. However, after she sued him ... her ex countersued her, claiming she'd humiliated him and also noting that he'd already thrown the testicles away.

It was a lot of back and forth for a while ... and the absurd case was highlighted by a quote Kinglsey had said in court at one point -- saying, "We’re talking about my nuts … I wanted them in my fridge -- not his. The damages were the loss of these nuts."

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https://www.tmz.com/2024/02/09/transgender-woman-sued-ex-boyfriend-balls-thrown-out-lawsuit-tossed/
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3289 on: February 09, 2024, 06:29:59 pm »
First World Problem.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3290 on: February 09, 2024, 06:43:35 pm »
I'm already getting sick to my stomach from reading about these deranged people.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3291 on: February 09, 2024, 06:46:53 pm »
Well... Nuts.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3292 on: February 09, 2024, 06:49:57 pm »
She asked me name my foe then. I said the need within some men to fight and kill their brothers without thought of Love or God. Ken Hensley

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3294 on: February 09, 2024, 07:45:03 pm »
TRANSGENDER WOMAN
SUED EX-BF OVER TOSSED-OUT BALLS ...
But Judge Says, No Case!!!

2/9/2024 8:52 AM PT
William Wojciechowski main




A transgender woman who sued her ex-boyfriend for throwing out her balls apparently didn't have a case worth litigating ... 'cause a judge tossed her suit, not to mention the BF's.

Brianna Kingsley had recently filed a lawsuit against William Wojciechowski in Detroit -- whom she was dating a couple years ago as she was transitioning ... and who she claims discarded her surgically-removed testicles in the wake of their breakup.

At first, Kingsley was suing Bill for allegedly not returning her balls to her -- claiming in her small claims suit that he was holding them hostage, and keeping them in a mason jar in his fridge next to a carton of eggs. However, after she sued him ... her ex countersued her, claiming she'd humiliated him and also noting that he'd already thrown the testicles away.

It was a lot of back and forth for a while ... and the absurd case was highlighted by a quote Kinglsey had said in court at one point -- saying, "We’re talking about my nuts … I wanted them in my fridge -- not his. The damages were the loss of these nuts."

<..snip..>

https://www.tmz.com/2024/02/09/transgender-woman-sued-ex-boyfriend-balls-thrown-out-lawsuit-tossed/
The ex should have told the judge 'he/she/it had already had their nuts returned, Bill should have told how he cooked them and served them up to he/she/it for dinner one night :whistle:

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3295 on: February 11, 2024, 12:50:45 pm »
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Murdering someone for some free watermelon. This didn’t spark any national media outrage because it didn’t fit the narrative.
Lock him up and throw away the key.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3296 on: February 11, 2024, 04:34:48 pm »
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Murdering someone for some free watermelon. This didn’t spark any national media outrage because it didn’t fit the narrative.
Lock him up and throw away the key.

Demarian gonna be someone's little bitch in the big house......how sad for him /s, I don't think you get a lot of street cred for murdering someone over watermelon **nononono*

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3297 on: February 11, 2024, 05:19:59 pm »
And people think blacks and watermelons is stereotypical. 
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3298 on: February 11, 2024, 08:52:48 pm »
I can't  be  the only one surprised  to see a teen get charged as an adult.

Who says there is never any  good news?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3299 on: February 11, 2024, 09:27:38 pm »
And people think blacks and watermelons is stereotypical.
There is basically a national crisis of young, violent, black males turning many large cities into risky, dangerous places.
Nobody of importance, either liberal or conservative, wants to admit it.