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Offline Machiavelli

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Cops Arrest Woman, 57, For Battering Female Domestic Partner With Dildo
« on: July 13, 2015, 10:52:38 pm »
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A Florida woman is facing a domestic battery charge after allegedly using a dildo to batter her female domestic partner during a fight in the couple’s residence, police allege.
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Re: Cops Arrest Woman, 57, For Battering Female Domestic Partner With Dildo
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2015, 11:06:02 pm »
Well if you gotta get battered, for a woman a dildo seems like a vaguely appropriate object for the job.
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Re: Cops Arrest Woman, 57, For Battering Female Domestic Partner With Dildo
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2015, 11:10:25 pm »
In Hollywood, that's just considered foreplay.
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Re: Cops Arrest Woman, 57, For Battering Female Domestic Partner With Dildo
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2015, 12:01:32 am »
Quote from: Scottftlc on July 13, 2015, 11:10:25 pm
In Hollywood, that's just considered foreplay.

Assault with a dead weapon.
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Re: Cops Arrest Woman, 57, For Battering Female Domestic Partner With Dildo
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2015, 12:28:39 am »
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A Florida woman is facing a domestic battery charge after allegedly using a dildo to batter her female domestic partner during a fight in the couple’s residence, police allege.

That's nothing! America has been under attack by one of those for over 6 years now!
 
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Re: Cops Arrest Woman, 57, For Battering Female Domestic Partner With Dildo
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2015, 10:03:28 am »
She was just trying to recharge it, the battery died.  :smokin:
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Re: Cops Arrest Woman, 57, For Battering Female Domestic Partner With Dildo
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2015, 12:49:17 pm »
Seems to me that possession of a dildo by a lesbian is an implicit acknowledgment that she's missing something in her life ...
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Re: Cops Arrest Woman, 57, For Battering Female Domestic Partner With Dildo
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2015, 01:11:43 pm »
Quote from: mountaineer on July 14, 2015, 12:49:17 pm
Seems to me that possession of a dildo by a lesbian is an implicit acknowledgment that she's missing something in her life ...

Astute observation. Worthy of class discussion.
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Re: Cops Arrest Woman, 57, For Battering Female Domestic Partner With Dildo
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2015, 01:39:39 pm »
Quote from: aligncare on July 14, 2015, 01:11:43 pm
Astute observation. Worthy of class discussion.

Indeed.

As is the fact that these 'couples' take on husband/wife roles in their relationship.

Everyone in the world knows that this is not the way it's intended to be.

Some just refuse to admit it, or discuss it.
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Re: Cops Arrest Woman, 57, For Battering Female Domestic Partner With Dildo
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2015, 02:23:45 pm »
Quote from: mountaineer on July 14, 2015, 12:49:17 pm
Seems to me that possession of a dildo by a lesbian is an implicit acknowledgment that she's missing something in her life ...

The scissor grind is probably not very effective.
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Re: Cops Arrest Woman, 57, For Battering Female Domestic Partner With Dildo
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2015, 02:29:37 pm »
Yeah, the whole Yin and Yang of gender is a way crazy thing.
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Re: Cops Arrest Woman, 57, For Battering Female Domestic Partner With Dildo
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2015, 02:35:29 pm »
Lesbians say they are not attracted to men, so why do they make themselves look like men?

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Re: Cops Arrest Woman, 57, For Battering Female Domestic Partner With Dildo
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2015, 02:45:35 pm »
Quote from: aligncare on July 14, 2015, 02:29:37 pm
Yeah, the whole Yin and Yang of gender is a way crazy thing.

What I say about it all is......... Vive la difference!
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Re: Cops Arrest Woman, 57, For Battering Female Domestic Partner With Dildo
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2015, 02:46:04 pm »
Quote from: alicewonders on July 14, 2015, 02:35:29 pm
Lesbians say they are not attracted to men, so why do they make themselves look like men?

They are extremely confused.
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