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L.A. Gang Member Gold Plate’s Own Genitals To Death
« on: June 24, 2015, 03:18:43 am »
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L.A. Gang Member Gold Plate’s Own Genitals To Death



Los Angeles | An L.A. gang member, Nazario Conchuza Gonzalez, who is part of the infamous Ms-13 gang, also called Mara Salvatrucha, has died of medical complications after attempting to gold plate his own genitals to celebrate his 17th anniversary.

The young man that is originally from El Salvador and is an active member of the MS-13 crime family is believed to have attempted to gold plate his own genitals with a professional automotive gold plater stolen from a local garage after first painting his genitals with a lead-based paint, believe experts. 

The 17-year old man who was allegedly a fan of the 2002 American comedy movie Goldmember, which is a loose parody of the James Bond films Goldfinger, had taken the Spanish nickname of “Pelotas de oro”, or golden testicles, before attempting to gold plate his own genitals to his ultimate demise.  Gold platting one’s own genitals is “a medical impossibility” and should not be attempted, warns Dr Ian Joseffson.

Dr Ian Joseffson of the Los Angeles Community Hospital warns of a growing trend within gang members to attempt the “deadly operation”.
 
“This is the third case this year, but we have had many occurrences in hospitals in the region these past years. It seems to be a growing trend within the gang member community”

He told reporters, “I have no idea where this idea comes from but plating one’s own genitals will only ultimately end in serious medical complications or even death, as we have seen in this case”.

He explained. Some experts believe the tradition might find it’s roots in prehistoric Mesoamerican cultures, such as the Mayas who painted parts of their bodies with gold paint to empower themselves and as an offering to the Gods.

via worldnewsdailyreport.com

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Re: L.A. Gang Member Gold Plate’s Own Genitals To Death
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2015, 03:35:05 am »
People this stupid really shouldn't be allowed to breed!

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Re: L.A. Gang Member Gold Plate’s Own Genitals To Death
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2015, 04:34:07 am »
People this stupid really shouldn't be allowed to breed!

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Re: L.A. Gang Member Gold Plate’s Own Genitals To Death
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2015, 01:30:46 pm »
I really think we should encourage this activity among gang members.
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Re: L.A. Gang Member Gold Plate’s Own Genitals To Death
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2015, 06:19:54 pm »
Well that takes balls!
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Re: L.A. Gang Member Gold Plate’s Own Genitals To Death
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2015, 08:36:01 pm »
win-win
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Re: L.A. Gang Member Gold Plate’s Own Genitals To Death
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2015, 02:39:22 am »
More pollution removed from the gene pool!
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Re: L.A. Gang Member Gold Plate’s Own Genitals To Death
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2015, 11:52:44 am »
Seriously, all those police anti-gang task forces should just hand out goldplater. Here, fellas! Knock yourselves out!
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