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Offline Luis Gonzalez

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CLEVELAND, OH (WOIO) -It's the health breakthrough men have been dreaming about for years.  A bizarre new study says men can live longer by ogling women!

Some very dedicated scientists in Germany studied the effect when the male eye wanders, and lingers, south.

In fact,  when they look at a woman's chest they may not only be satisfying a male compulsion, they could be improving their health.

The research published in the New England Journal of Medicine claims just 10 minutes of gawking is on par with a 30 minute intense workout.

So what's their magical medical power?

The scientists say a long look at some craveable curves gives rise to better blood circulation. It gets the heart pumping, leads to lower blood pressure and fewer episodes of coronary artery disease.

The results indicate this guilty pleasure can cut the risk of heart attack and stroke in half and it could extend a man's life by four or five years.

And if this wasn't good enough news the scientists recommend that men over 40 look at larger breasts for more than ten minutes daily to achieve best results.

http://www.wmbfnews.com/story/12923057/copy-live-longer-study-shows-men-who-stare-at-boobs-increase-their-time-on-earth
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Re: Study shows men who stare at boobs increase their time on earth
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2015, 06:34:10 pm »
I'm going to live FOREVER!
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Re: Study shows men who stare at boobs increase their time on earth
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2015, 06:54:21 pm »
Does this mean Rev. Huckabee may peddle this, alongside his diabetes and weight loss potions and product lines?

Is it science or sorcery? Didn't President Carter confess to evil thoughts-Lust? Ready for a Family Values campaign?
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Re: Study shows men who stare at boobs increase their time on earth
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2015, 08:16:43 pm »
I'm going to need to analyze this study much more.

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Re: Study shows men who stare at boobs increase their time on earth
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2015, 10:35:35 pm »
This thread is USELESS without Pictures!!!
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Re: Study shows men who stare at boobs increase their time on earth
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2015, 10:43:05 pm »
This thread is USELESS without Pictures!!!

« Last Edit: June 14, 2015, 10:43:34 pm by Luis Gonzalez »
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Re: Study shows men who stare at boobs increase their time on earth
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2015, 11:01:55 pm »

At least you didn't go with "Boobs" and post pictures of democrats.
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Re: Study shows men who stare at boobs increase their time on earth
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2015, 11:03:28 pm »
And then there is this "companion piece."

http://www.mensxp.com/health/live-healthy/8858-10-health-benefits-of-masturbation-for-men.html

I think there is one big negative side effect to all of this male boob staring and self-gratification, and that is the women are learning to live without us. 

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Re: Study shows men who stare at boobs increase their time on earth
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2015, 11:04:56 pm »
I just knew Luis started this thread :smokin:
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Re: Study shows men who stare at boobs increase their time on earth
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2015, 11:25:39 pm »
I'm going to live FOREVER!

I'm going to live twice as long.

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Re: Study shows men who stare at boobs increase their time on earth
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2015, 11:55:10 pm »
              Boobs?

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