ISIS: Pigeon Genitals are Offensive to Islam

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ISIS: Pigeon Genitals are Offensive to Islam

Posted By Daniel Greenfield On June 3, 2015 @ 8:11 am In The Point | 29 Comments


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The list of things offensive to Islam is never ending.

Opened diet cokes, kites, chess, other religions, women and now pigeons. Especially pigeons flying overhead [2].


ISIS clerics have banned pigeon breeding, which they say is an affront to Islam.

According to the Daily Mail, the jihadist organization that has taken over parts of Iraq and Syria believes that “the sight of birds’ genitals as they fly overhead is offensive to Islam.”

Anyone caught violating the new edict is in danger of being subjected to public flogging.

Earlier this year, there were reports that 15 young boys were arrested and at least three of them executed in eastern Iraq after they were found to be engaged in pigeon breeding.

The official ISIS edict states that the ban was instituted as a means “to put a stop to the greater criminal act of harming one’s Muslim and Muslim women neighbors, revealing the [pigeon’s] genitals and wasting time.”

Clearly Allah is at fault here for creating pigeons and making them fly overhead. The only sensible thing to do is to declare that Allah is offensive to Islam.

This is Islam. An endless well of insanity from which maddened clerics draw new bans on more lunatic things. Islam licenses rape, but bans pigeon breeding because that’s immoral.


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[Paladin]

Why just pigeons?

[PzLdr]

Probably because the pigeons' genitals are bigger than those of the ISIS folks'...

[DCPatriot]

Well hell....they're probably offensive to me too!   

[alicewonders]

Well hell....they're probably offensive to me too!   

I can't say I've ever taken a close look at them.

[aligncare]

Well hell....they're probably offensive to me too!   

Haven't you ever had a nice steaming plate of pigeon genitals? Mmmm, dems good eatin'.

[Right_in_Virginia]

The comments at the end of the article are a hoot!   

[EC]

Of course, the real reasons are never mentioned 

1/ Pigeons are bred for food, usually by the women. This allows them onto the roofs of buildings where they can't be supervised and might actually show a bit of skin, while at the same time reducing their dependence on the munificence of the conquerors in providing food.

2/ Carrier pigeons are making a huge comeback in ISIS controlled regions. Difficult to intercept and a lot more secure than any form of electronic communication.

You are welcome - every stupid fatwah has a pragmatic reason behind it.