ISIS Destroys Humanitarian Convoy Of Koch Bros. Chicken – Democrats Rejoice
Robert Gehl
April 2, 2015
Those evil Koch brothers have been thwarted in their dastardly attempt to feed infidel chicken to starving people in Syria.
Perhaps thanks to a quick tip from Democrats, ISIS terrorists have intercepted and destroyed a shipment of Koch Foods’ chicken bound for starving people in Syria. ISIS must have signed liberals’ pledge to avoid all things Koch.
The humanitarian aid was stopped and the chicken was dumped out and set ablaze by ISIS. They claim it was “slaughtered unlawfully,” despite marking on the boxes that the chicken was halal.
But none of that matters. The food aid was a shipment of Koch Brothers chicken. And if we’ve learned anything from Democrats and the media, the Koch Brothers are toxic, evil, greedy and the worst humans in America.
So I wouldn’t be surprised if we learn Democrats tipped off this humanitarian convoy of evil chicken to the starving people of Syria.
The United Nations estimates that almost 10 million people are starving in war-torn Syria. It’s a humanitarian catastrophe.
Did Democrats tip ISIS off? I would understand why. The world needs to be protected from this growing menace that threatens to take over the world. So when you’re fighting an enemy as evil as the Koch Brothers, you need people on your side who are almost as evil.
For now, the starving children in Syria are safe from the Koch menace of infidel chicken. But for how long? When will the next humanitarian convoy head out? Will Democrats be given enough advance warning to notify their Koch-hating ISIS compatriots?
We can only hope.
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