The Good Life. An inspiration to all seniors.
As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other "seniors" who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither.
Harold Schlumberg is such a person:
HAROLD SAYS: "I've often been asked, 'What do you do now that you're retired?
'Well . . . I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and whiskey into urine. It's rewarding, uplifting, satisfying and fulfilling. I do it every day and I really enjoy it." Harold is an inspiration to us all.
Seniors: Hints on how to liven up your idle hours . . .
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. Watch 'em slow down.
2. On all your check stubs, write ' For Marijuana.
3. Skip down the street, rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
4. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5. Sing Along At The Opera.
6.When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
7. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
8. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity :
9. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
It's Called . . . . THERAPY!
