Must be liberals . . . . .
"Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?"
"Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?"
"Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him."
"Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?"
"Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?"
"Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy."
"Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause."
"Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?"
"Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his."