White House aid - Pardon me, --- Mr. President, ---- Mr. President! Uhhh, we just received disturbing news from the F.B.I that the video of the beheading has been authenticated.
Obama – Are you crazy man? This long cool woman was about to give me a lap dance. Did my wife call? Good, if she does tell her I’ll be late getting back to Martha’s Vineyard. Have some important policy stuff, Yea that’s it. Now go. Come on honey, shake that bootie for me………….