Come on - I know there's someone out there talented enough to re-write the lyrics to the Lydia the Tattooed Lady song.
Oh Lydia, Oh Lydia
Now have you met Lydia
Lydia the tattooed lady
She has muscles men adore-so
And a torso even more-so
Oh, Lydia, Oh Lydia
Now have you met Lydia
Lydia the queen of tattoo
On her back is the battle of Waterloo
Beside it the wreck of the Hesperus too
and proudly above waves the red white and blue
You can learn a lot from Lydia
I'll have a try at it.
Oh Colin Oh Colin
Now have you met Colin
Colin the tattooed QB
He has muscles he adore-so
And a torso even more-so
Oh, Colin, Oh Colin
Now have you met Colin
Colin the punk with tattoos
On his back is the battle Super Bowl who
the last time they won he was just 2
and proudly above waves the 12th Man Blue
You can laugh a lot at Colin.