All through the depths of the net, the call went out. Free stuff if you sign up for health care!
The site was a bust, unstable and unusable. An injustice not to be born.
A thousand raging hackers leaped to they keyboards.
"We will be signed up." was their mantra. "We want what is ours by right!" OK, it wasn't spelled as neatly.
Time after time, trying back doors, exploiting security holes and promptly posting them on the 1337 message boards.
The NSA quietly smiled and wrote down their names.