Personally, I like Teams that are named after something that reminds you of their state or location. Dallas Cowboys, Seattle Seahawks, Denver Broncos, New England Patriots, Miami Dolphins, etc There are a few teams where that just don’t apply, Rams, Colts, and Redskins being three. But I just don’t know how you could fit Washington "Dirty Rotten Tax and Spend Liars" on a jersey.