Smallest ride was a Harley M-50 (actually Italian made). Imagine 6', 240 lbs riding one of those (it was for a parade) making all of 30 with a brisk tailwind trying to catch up with the rest of the bikes on the way to the staging area...Monkeys and footballs come to mind....
@Smokin Joe Used to be a guy I would see riding around in Denver in warm weather back in the 70's. Had him a chrome-plated Nazi helmet,chrome plated primary chain belt,cut-off levi jacket with patches all over it,leather gloves with no fingers,the whole "outlaw" costume.
And he was riding a Harley 350 Sprint with a stoopid long front end and a sissy bar just about as long. I couldn't help but smile every time I would see him,and he would wave back.
The funniest part is he was at least in his mid-20's and was probably 6'6" and 300 lbs. My best guess is he had some emotional/mental problems. Big as he was,I never saw anybody trying to mess with him.