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The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« on: January 01, 2018, 10:48:44 AM »

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2018, 08:15:02 AM »


"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2018, 10:55:44 AM »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2018, 03:02:15 PM »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2018, 06:49:47 PM »


Marcus Williams memes
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2018, 11:06:34 PM »
:2popcorn:
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2018, 04:25:16 PM »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2018, 04:29:54 PM »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2018, 11:51:00 PM »

Partially redacted Nunes memo released.


neontaster@neontaster
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The memo will come out
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom bitcoin
That tomorrow
Won't be fun

Think pieces and Tweets
Tomorrow
Make want to drown away the sorrow
with bourbon!

Tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
A sh*t show tomorrow!
We'll forget about it by Monday!
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2018, 02:26:06 AM »

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People are touting Joe Kennedy III as a future president but I wonder if they’d be as enthusiastic if they knew about his controversial stance on windowsill pie theft:

"I learned very quickly that the dumber the thing I said online, the more hits we got, and ultimately, the viral message will get carried by the fans who're irate about it." - Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2018, 09:17:02 PM »

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It was all just one 7 hr long #TideAd

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2018, 11:48:24 AM »
https://www.theonion.com/white-supremacist-tired-after-long-day-of-interviews-wi-1822818329
White Supremacist Tired After Long Day Of Interviews With Mainstream News Outlets

GEORGETOWN, OH—Following conversations with the Washington Post, the Los Angeles Times, and Newsweek, white supremacist Bryan McCafferty was reportedly exhausted Thursday after a long day of interviews with mainstream news outlets. “God, I really want to just get home and sleep, but I still have a sit-down with the New York Times at 7:30, and my CNN segment is filming right after at nine,” said McCafferty, lamenting that he didn’t have a spare minute to finish email correspondences about rural neo-Nazis with NPR and PBS NewsHour because a Salon reporter accompanied him this week to better understand his hatred of black and Hispanic neighbors. “Don’t get me wrong, I’m excited to spread the message of a white ethnostate, but I just can’t do any more phone interviews with Chris Hayes or Jake Tapper while I’m driving my kids to school. It’s draining.” McCafferty added that he’s at least been fortunate enough to still find time to harass local minorities and Jews.
"I learned very quickly that the dumber the thing I said online, the more hits we got, and ultimately, the viral message will get carried by the fans who're irate about it." - Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2018, 11:15:53 AM »

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2018, 12:01:04 PM »
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2018, 05:38:17 PM »
http://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-announce-plan-pretend-fiscally-conservative-moment-democrat-takes-office/

Republicans Announce Plan To Pretend To Be Fiscally Conservative Again The Moment A Democrat Takes Office

WASHINGTON, D.C.—During a budgetary discussion Friday, Republican lawmakers announced a plan to pretend to be fiscally conservative again if a Democrat takes office again in 2020 or 2024.

The GOP said it would begin to decry deficit spending and the $20 trillion debt in order to win votes as soon as political power swung back to the opposing party.

“The second a Democrat is back in the White House, we will once again start yelling about fiscal responsibility,” Speaker Paul Ryan said in an address to the House of Representatives Friday. “For now, we will continue to vote for unsustainable and irresponsible budgets that your children’s children’s children will pay for for centuries to come.”

At publishing time, Republicans further announced they would pretend to oppose giving Planned Parenthood a half billion dollars year after year once they need conservative voters’ support to regain their offices.
"I learned very quickly that the dumber the thing I said online, the more hits we got, and ultimately, the viral message will get carried by the fans who're irate about it." - Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2018, 05:43:40 PM »

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"I learned very quickly that the dumber the thing I said online, the more hits we got, and ultimately, the viral message will get carried by the fans who're irate about it." - Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2018, 09:07:29 PM »
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White House Now Just Holding Continuous Going-Away Party For Departing Staffers https://trib.al/mX3LYoQ
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2018, 09:55:46 AM »
TWlTTER DOT COM SLASH PIXELATED BOAT@pixelatedboat
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People are touting Joe Kennedy III as a future president but I wonder if they’d be as enthusiastic if they knew about his controversial stance on windowsill pie theft:



The red-headed Kennedy was probably drooling over the pie itself.

I was honestly thinking of a sea urchin.  They are a protected species in California, along with everything else under the sun.

 **nononono*
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2018, 02:01:22 AM »
"I learned very quickly that the dumber the thing I said online, the more hits we got, and ultimately, the viral message will get carried by the fans who're irate about it." - Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2018, 12:05:51 PM »
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2018
« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2018, 01:05:17 PM »
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
I loled
"I learned very quickly that the dumber the thing I said online, the more hits we got, and ultimately, the viral message will get carried by the fans who're irate about it." - Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada


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