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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
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« Reply #51 on: January 07, 2016, 07:59:33 AM »
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« Reply #52 on: January 08, 2016, 05:54:06 PM »
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #53 on: January 08, 2016, 07:02:30 PM »

Well...

Well.

Okay, I can't come up with a comment. Except to say I wouldn't want my sex life to be a matter of public curiosity. I value modesty and my privacy too much.

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« Reply #54 on: January 08, 2016, 07:11:12 PM »
42 years old and still a virgin.  I just wonder if this bionic penis enables him to "feel" what's going on? 

Just curious.   :shrug:

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #55 on: January 08, 2016, 07:17:50 PM »
Why only 8 inches?

If I had a bionic penis, I would want a dial to be able to adjust length and girth. Then I would let the woman adjust it to her preference.

Just an idle thought.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #56 on: January 08, 2016, 08:01:00 PM »
Why only 8 inches?

If I had a bionic penis, I would want a dial to be able to adjust length and girth. Then I would let the woman adjust it to her preference.

Just an idle thought.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #57 on: January 09, 2016, 06:52:13 AM »
See above ridiculous news story for full effect:

The man with a bionic penis was in a bad car crash, will now have to wait to lose his virginity

http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/the-man-with-a-bionic-penis-was-in-a-bad-car-crash-will-now-have-to-wait-to-lose-his-virginity--bJQJ5B6fhl


God REALLY doesn't want him to have sex.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #58 on: January 14, 2016, 12:30:26 AM »
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #59 on: January 14, 2016, 10:56:14 AM »
Why only 8 inches?

If I had a bionic penis, I would want a dial to be able to adjust length and girth. Then I would let the woman adjust it to her preference.

Just an idle thought.

Like most guys, I'd probably go for one the size of "the Paris Gun".
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« Reply #60 on: January 15, 2016, 04:12:40 PM »
The man with a bionic penis will lose his virginity to a dominatrix who ran for parliament


Mohammed Abad, from Edinburgh, was run over when he was six years old in Huddersfield, in 1978. During the accident his penis was sliced off as he was dragged 600ft by a car.



http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/the-man-with-a-bionic-penis-will-lose-his-virginity-to-a-dominatrix-who-ran-for-parliament--WJY00cYJhg

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« Reply #61 on: January 15, 2016, 04:17:04 PM »
Nah. Milking machine.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #62 on: January 15, 2016, 04:28:06 PM »
Nah. Milking machine.

 :silly: geez EC...

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« Reply #63 on: January 15, 2016, 04:28:52 PM »
Well, Hold the udder budder and turn it up to 11!
     


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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #64 on: January 17, 2016, 01:53:18 AM »
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #65 on: January 17, 2016, 03:33:10 PM »
He can always "self-deport" himself to heaven.

Just sayin'

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #66 on: January 29, 2016, 07:07:52 AM »
Woman says she is a cat trapped in the wrong body - she hisses at dogs, hates water and claims she can even see better at night

 We probably all feel a bit like a sleepy housecat when we have to get up for work in the morning.

This Norwegian woman has taken that feeling to the next level. Nano claims she realised she was a cat when she was 16 years old, and has adopted feline mannerisms since.

The 20-year-old has opened up about her life as a puss, describing how she has a superior sense of hearing and sight which allows her to hunt mice in the dark.

She made the revelation in a YouTube video, which has been viewed over 100,000 times.

Nano claims to possess many feline characteristics including a hatred of water and the ability to communicate simply by meowing.

The young woman shows off her cat characteristics by wearing fake ears and an artificial tail. She communicates by meowing.

"I realised I was a cat when I was 16 when doctors and psychologists found out what was "the thing" with me. Under my birth there was a genetic defect," she explains in the video.

As they walked through Oslo's central station, the presenter asked Nano what she could hear and see that a normal person might not.

"Suitcases rolling on the ground," she says, "Keys clinking in pockets. People with ice under their shoes."

Then all of a sudden, she lets out a hiss and takes a step back.

"There is a dog over there," she explains. "Sometime I hiss when meeting dogs in the street. It's because of their behaviour and my instinct automatically reacts by hissing."

More, plus video if you must: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/12127067/woman-says-she-is-a-cat-trapped-in-the-wrong-body.html

WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!

Not the girl, she's just nuts, but with whoever decided this needed to be in a serious newspaper ....
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #67 on: January 29, 2016, 09:22:45 AM »
Since we now live in the age of self-identification, this woman needs her special rights protected, and special accommodations given to her by all public places she frequents. Such as a litter box in the public bathroom, and her milk in a bowl instead of a glass. Scratching posts in her hotel room would be nice too.
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« Reply #68 on: January 29, 2016, 09:33:28 AM »
I think she is one of them "furries". 

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #69 on: January 29, 2016, 09:58:22 AM »
I think she is one of them "furries".

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #70 on: January 29, 2016, 10:06:07 AM »
I'd hate to see the size of those hairballs.  8888spinning cat

 

Now that's funny!

I wonder, does she prefer using a cat box?

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #71 on: January 29, 2016, 11:33:15 AM »
Now that's funny!

I wonder, does she prefer using a cat box?

Gag!  I wouldn't want to have to clean that out!   :poohappen:

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« Reply #72 on: January 29, 2016, 11:47:55 AM »
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #73 on: January 29, 2016, 12:23:26 PM »
Sick fu(ks. 
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #74 on: January 29, 2016, 12:28:28 PM »
Vile beyond description.


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