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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1700 on: January 07, 2019, 02:16:25 PM »
Man Denies Ownership Of Syringes Found In His Rectum During Jail Strip Search


 
A Florida Man denied ownership of three syringes removed from his rectum during a 4:30 AM strip search at a county jail, according to a criminal complaint.

Cops arrested Wesley Scott, 40, early Friday on an outstanding warrant charging him with drug possession. While being searched in the field, Scott denied having any illegal items concealed on (or in) his body.

But when Scott, seen at right, arrived at the Pinellas County jail and was subjected to a strip search, he “removed three syringes from his rectum and provided them” to a jailer. Scott then claimed that he “found” the syringes and that "they were not his."

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http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/contraband/syringe-story-stinks-482093

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Did he name who it is that owns his ass? Is it the company sto? Jesus? His pimp?

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1701 on: January 07, 2019, 02:38:26 PM »
Man Denies Ownership Of Syringes Found In His Rectum During Jail Strip Search


 
A Florida Man denied ownership of three syringes removed from his rectum during a 4:30 AM strip search at a county jail, according to a criminal complaint.

Cops arrested Wesley Scott, 40, early Friday on an outstanding warrant charging him with drug possession. While being searched in the field, Scott denied having any illegal items concealed on (or in) his body.

But when Scott, seen at right, arrived at the Pinellas County jail and was subjected to a strip search, he “removed three syringes from his rectum and provided them” to a jailer. Scott then claimed that he “found” the syringes and that "they were not his."

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http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/contraband/syringe-story-stinks-482093
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1702 on: January 07, 2019, 03:01:23 PM »
Well, at least he was keeping them sanitary for use.
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If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1703 on: January 07, 2019, 06:40:59 PM »
Man Denies Ownership Of Syringes Found In His Rectum During Jail Strip Search


 
A Florida Man denied ownership of three syringes removed from his rectum during a 4:30 AM strip search at a county jail, according to a criminal complaint.

Cops arrested Wesley Scott, 40, early Friday on an outstanding warrant charging him with drug possession. While being searched in the field, Scott denied having any illegal items concealed on (or in) his body.

But when Scott, seen at right, arrived at the Pinellas County jail and was subjected to a strip search, he “removed three syringes from his rectum and provided them” to a jailer. Scott then claimed that he “found” the syringes and that "they were not his."

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http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/contraband/syringe-story-stinks-482093





I would have paid to hear the conversation about how "it ain't mine".

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1705 on: January 08, 2019, 09:58:54 AM »
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1707 on: January 08, 2019, 10:33:43 AM »
Man caught licking doorbell of California home
Chris Pastrick | Tuesday, Jan. 8, 2019, 9:12 a.m.


Maybe someone triple-dog dared him to do it.

A man was caught licking the doorbell of a house in Salinas, Calif. As if that's not odd enough, police say he did it for three hours.

Of course, there's surveillance footage.  ...


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« Reply #1708 on: January 08, 2019, 11:34:07 AM »
Oh, this happened in Wash. Well, we'll let it sit here a spell and then, move it over probably to ridiculous news.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1709 on: January 08, 2019, 11:40:55 AM »
    Begs the question:  Where is the rest of Franks deadbeat tenant at?
No government in the 6,000 years of modern mankind history has led its people into anything but the history books with a simple lesson, don't let this happen to you.

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« Reply #1710 on: January 08, 2019, 11:46:35 AM »
    Begs the question:  Where is the rest of Franks deadbeat tenant at?

My regular enforcer was on vacation for Christmas and I had to use his dopey brother in law. Otherwise there wouldn't be parts being found on the beach.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1711 on: January 08, 2019, 03:17:48 PM »
This sort of thing has been happening literally for years. There's even a Wikipedia entry on the topic.
“If you saw Atlas, the giant who holds the world on his shoulders, if you saw that he stood, blood running down his chest, his knees buckling, his arms trembling but still trying to hold the world aloft with the last of his strength, and the greater his effort the heavier the world bore down upon his shoulders - What would you tell him?"

"I… don't know. What… could he do? What would you tell him?"

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1712 on: January 08, 2019, 03:52:01 PM »
Runner Pepper-Sprays Dog Allegedly Attacking Her, Then Gets Bitten by Its Owner
Police say the human bite caused significant injury.
By Jordan Smith   
Jan 7, 2019

A woman trying to protect herself from an alleged dog attack instead got bitten by a human.

The incident occurred on the Goldenrod Trail at the Anthony Chabot Regional Park in Oakland, California, on Thursday, January 3. The runner attempted to defend herself when a dog reportedly attacked her on the trail by spraying it with pepper spray.

Then, the dog’s owner approached the runner, and “a physical altercation ensued,” according to an alert by the East Bay Regional Park District Police. The dog’s owner bit the runner, a police spokesman told Runner’s World.

The suspect also tackled and punched the runner before biting her in the forearm, according to NBC Bay Area. The runner shot a video on her phone of the suspect as she walked away. ...

Runners' World
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1713 on: January 08, 2019, 05:59:59 PM »
Oh, this happened in Wash. Well, we'll let it sit here a spell and then, move it over probably to ridiculous news.

Human feet washing up on the beach is "ridiculous news" ? 

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« Reply #1714 on: January 08, 2019, 06:03:18 PM »
Human feet washing up on the beach is "ridiculous news" ?

It would be "ridiculous" if  a human foot had an ass attached to it.
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« Reply #1715 on: January 08, 2019, 06:09:00 PM »
It would be "ridiculous" if  a human foot had an ass attached to it.

Definitely!

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1716 on: January 08, 2019, 06:16:30 PM »
      Frank kept the azz in a COSTCO pickle Jar in his China cabinet to look fondly upon when he slacks in here.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1717 on: January 08, 2019, 07:01:43 PM »
Runner Pepper-Sprays Dog Allegedly Attacking Her, Then Gets Bitten by Its Owner
Police say the human bite caused significant injury.
By Jordan Smith   
Jan 7, 2019

A woman trying to protect herself from an alleged dog attack instead got bitten by a human.

The incident occurred on the Goldenrod Trail at the Anthony Chabot Regional Park in Oakland, California, on Thursday, January 3. The runner attempted to defend herself when a dog reportedly attacked her on the trail by spraying it with pepper spray.

Then, the dog’s owner approached the runner, and “a physical altercation ensued,” according to an alert by the East Bay Regional Park District Police. The dog’s owner bit the runner, a police spokesman told Runner’s World.

The suspect also tackled and punched the runner before biting her in the forearm, according to NBC Bay Area. The runner shot a video on her phone of the suspect as she walked away. ...

Runners' World
Maybe the dog attacked and maybe the runner was just paranoid and attacked the dog and the dogs owner was just sick and tired of paranoid runners threatening or attacking their dog. Still nice twist on man bites dog story.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1718 on: January 08, 2019, 07:03:30 PM »
Moving to ridiculous news.

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« Reply #1719 on: January 08, 2019, 07:09:30 PM »
Moving to ridiculous news.
Moving it back.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1721 on: January 15, 2019, 05:25:50 PM »
And the Stupid Burglar Award goes to this guy:

Burglar smashes door of Shadyside jeweler with crowbar, leaves empty-handed
 

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Pittsburgh police are trying to identify a man who used a crowbar to smash the glass front door of a jewelry store in Shadyside.
Officers responded early Tuesday morning to Henne Jewelers on Walnut Street.

"We leave nothing in the showcases at night, and there was nothing to get, so he ran out within 20 seconds," said John Henne, president of Henne Jewelers.

"It's shocking that this would even happen, because we actually leave the lights on the showcases so you can see there's nothing in here to grab while we're closed."

https://www.wtae.com/article/police-investigating-after-attempted-burglary-in-shadyside-henne-jewelers/25900150


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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1722 on: January 15, 2019, 09:01:03 PM »
Smash Mouth proves their lead singer isn't Guy Fieri
http://loudwire.com/smash-mouth-prove-singer-guy-fieri-not-same-person/
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1723 on: January 16, 2019, 05:24:28 PM »
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A Transgender Person is the New Leader of a Jewish Sorority in Ohio
By Sarahbeth Caplin
January 12, 2019

In a milestone for both the transgender and Jewish communities, a religious sorority has named a trans woman as their president.

Elliot Draznin, who is nonbinary and uses the pronoun “they,” will lead Sigma Alpha Epsilon Pi, or SAEPi, at the University of Cincinnati.

"It was a lot of deciding that I believe in this mission, so even though I don’t identify as a woman, I’m going to stay in this gendered space to keep the idea of a Jewish space for women alive on the University of Cincinnati’s campus,” Draznin told JTA last week.   ... From some site called Friendly Atheist
Going by the photo at the above link, I'd say "Elliott" is a rather uncomely female - however the heck she identifies - with a kind of soyboy haircut. "Nonbinary"  is just one of the new meaningless words adopted by the chronically messed up.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1724 on: January 16, 2019, 05:30:02 PM »
And the Stupid Burglar Award goes to this guy:

Burglar smashes door of Shadyside jeweler with crowbar, leaves empty-handed
 

https://www.wtae.com/article/police-investigating-after-attempted-burglary-in-shadyside-henne-jewelers/25900150


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This happened in Pittsburg. The guy was just as likely wanting to break something to cost someone else money and grief as he was to try to get money from robbing the joint.
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