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Offline TheMom

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Knock-knock jokes ~ two year old style.
« on: August 17, 2012, 09:24:11 pm »
While at dinner with the kids & grandkids this evening, the 2 year olds were telling knock-knock jokes.   Here is how they went:

Zoey: Knock-knock.
Kaiden: Who’s there?
Z: Banana.
K:  Banana who?
Z: CHICKEN!

K: Knock-knock.
Z: Who’s there?
K: Banana.
Z: CHICKEN!

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Re: Knock-knock jokes ~ two year old style.
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2012, 09:25:31 pm »
LOL...and I bet they were hysterical telling them...lol
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Re: Knock-knock jokes ~ two year old style.
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2012, 09:43:00 pm »
They were cracking everyone up, including themselves.
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Re: Knock-knock jokes ~ two year old style.
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2012, 09:46:38 pm »
They were cracking everyone up, including themselves.

I love that age...I want another grandchild...lol
Democrat Party...the Party of Infanticide

“Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.”
-Matthew 6:34


Smokin Joe: Stupid people vote. If you have enough of them, you don’t need to steal an election