Mitch McConnell breaks silence on mystery hospitalization after Graham's death [he's alive]

[Ghost Bear]

Here's a helpful rule of thumb:  if your family or staff have to release "proof of life" photos of you, then you are probably dead. 

[DefiantMassRINO]

Not enough to be credible.

Someone, please call the local police where Mitch lives, and ask them to perform a wellness check on him ... while wearing their body cams and having them turned on for the whole check, including audio.

Either Mitch is a vegetable or on ice, and the powers-that-be are deferring the declaration of death to a date that better serves a specific legal or financial purpose ... like avoiding a special election to replace Mitch.

Any word if Rand Paul has acutally visited his fellow Kentucky senator in person since Chou Chou returned from getting instructions from her Chi-com masters in Bejing?

[Weird Tolkienish Figure]

Mitch McConnell:

[Luis Gonzalez]

MORE PROOF OF LIFE!