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Rape Allegations Mar Reputation Of Local Nazi
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A promising political career has been abruptly cut short after rape allegations have sadly marred the reputation of a local Nazi.

Senatorial candidate Graham Platner has canceled several events in the lead up to the election, and may even withdraw from the race entirely, as accusations of sexual assault appear to show the Nazi in a bad light.

"It's really unfair that Platner's reputation is ruining it for other Nazis," said Bob Rommel, local chef and Nazi enthusiast. "Now everyone's going to think Nazis are bad."

Platner has repeatedly denied the allegations against him despite the fact he has a tattoo on his chest that says "Rape". According to him, he thought it was French for "Rápé", a word that doesn't even exist.

https://babylonbee.com/news/rape-allegations-mar-reputation-of-local-nazi/
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Re: Rape Allegations Mar Reputation Of Local Nazi
« Reply #1 on: Today at 06:33 am »
This could have been written by the NY Times!

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Re: Rape Allegations Mar Reputation Of Local Nazi
« Reply #2 on: Today at 06:43 am »
"At publishing time, Graham Platner had reportedly fled the country to Argentina." :silly:

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Re: Rape Allegations Mar Reputation Of Local Nazi
« Reply #3 on: Today at 06:46 am »
He coulda been a contendah!
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Re: Rape Allegations Mar Reputation Of Local Nazi
« Reply #4 on: Today at 07:27 am »
He could be a Kennedy.
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Re: Rape Allegations Mar Reputation Of Local Nazi
« Reply #5 on: Today at 07:28 am »
Quote from: Free Vulcan on Today at 06:46 am
He coulda been a contendah!

It turns out he's just a bum, who's only customer for his oysters is his mom's restaurant.
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Re: Rape Allegations Mar Reputation Of Local Nazi
« Reply #6 on: Today at 07:32 am »
Quote from: DefiantMassRINO on Today at 07:27 am
He could be a Kennedy.
Perhaps he should take his next vacation to Edgartown on the Vineyard. He can even take his mom's Oldsmobile.
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