Alright. I don't know if you feel like I do about today, between Karmelo Anthony meeting karma in a Texas courtroom and the Nipple Nazi waiting to see how bigly his sadly demented, mostly ignorant Boomer and GenZ followers will launch him into the Senate race in Maine. Not to mention all the ugliness in between that's sure to fire up over the absolutely correct verdict in Texas.
This is still a law enforcement story, but with a lighthearted ending. So much so, I couldn't leave it for the headlines because a lot of you might have missed it.
This one also serves as a Public Safety Announcement for those inclined to the whackier kind of stunts some of...us...perhaps...were known for when we were younger.
Times have changed, and this sort of behavior is no longer encouraged.
As this is a blog where we try to set a better example - gently nudge our friends into being better people - I am here tonight to spin this Louisiana parable like I was Justin Wilson tellin' one a' his Cajun stories.
The Drunk What Got Hisself Chomped By a Alligator
https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2026/06/09/psa-palate-cleanser-dont-be-jumpin-in-the-swamp-when-running-from-the-law-n3815787
