Today's Toons 5/11/26

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Compared to cable news pundits I think Jack Nicholson held it together in The Shining pretty well.

President Trump's polls inched back up in the Fox News poll to 42% amid war concerns and high gas prices. Democrats are worried now that Trump's survived two impeachments and three assassination attempts. History teaches us that no party ever got rid of a president after starting out 0-5.

The Hollywood Reporter reported that executives at Amazon are considering bringing back President Trump's 12-year-long hit The Apprentice and having Donald Jr. host it. Presidential sons are a safe ratings bet. A&E is considering casting Hunter Biden as the celebrity patient on Intervention.

Democrat Senators ripped Trump's war policy in Hegseth's hearings. They say when Trump attacks Iran. he's Hitler and when he agrees to negotiate. he's a coward. All in all, Trump has to be like the Veterinarian-Taxidermist who advertises that Either Way, We'll Get Your Dog back to You.

The White House hosted a state dinner for King Charles Tuesday where the King presented the President with the bell from a World War II British submarine, The Trump. The HMS Trump was engaged in 12 fierce sea battles in the South Pacific. Only President Trump has taken more enemy fire.

Cole Allen was arraigned in federal court for trying to assassinate Trump Monday. The bitterness expressed in his manifesto might explain why he took a train from L.A. to Washington. His Trump Derangement Syndrome was so bad the airlines tried to charge him an extra 10% for emotional baggage.

The Supreme Court struck down gerrymandering of House districts to achieve a racial electoral result. Many districts are crazily contorted to be black House districts. A good art thief could steal a museum's Picasso and replace it with a map of Louisiana's congressional districts, and who'd know?

Virginia governor may tax gym memberships and tanning bed sessions to pay for State services for illegal migrants. Leave it to Democrats to help brown people who want to become Americans by taxing Americans who want to become browner people.

Illinois Governor and 2028 presidential candidate JB Pritzker stepped up his vituperative attacks on President Trump Monday, stating that the president has Alzheimer's Disease. It's a cheap shot signaling a new low in partisan caricatures of. the president. Trump is no longer Hitler, he's Joe Biden.

Secretary of State Marco Rubio stepped in for Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt now on maternity leave to host a White House press conference Tuesday. Rubio was articulate, funny, knowledgeable and Marco looked very much like our first Spanish president. Democrats wasted no time in calling him Franco.

Congresswoman Ilhan Omar faces a House committee investigating fraud, a deadline to produce financials. They're looking into if she engaged in Somali fraud, not to mention the weirdness of her first marriage. When that husband told Ilhan he'd been cheating on her, she shouted, I'm telling mom!

Trump ally Vivek Ramaswamy won the GOP primary election for governor of Ohio Tuesday. His GOP opponent reportedly resorted to using a racist campaign ad against the Indo-American. Let's guess what he did, he posed a photo of himself on a beach next to seashells he arranged to spell out 7-11.

Trump signed an executive order reinstating the president's physical fitness program. When I was a kid, we had to do 10 chin ups, 60 sit-ups, and run a 50-yard Dash in 7 seconds. Trump added dodging gunfire and catching illegal aliens for any kids who want to be in shape to become Republicans.

Maine's Nazi tattooed Democratic candidate for Senate Graham Platner appears headed for certain victory. French Canada just surrendered.

The Hentavirus liner docks in the Canary Island Sunday. People are taking precautions against the virus. Today in Los Angeles I saw a guy vaccinating himself behind the bus station.

-- Argus Hamilton

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