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Secret Service employee allegedly exposed himself, masturbated in front of guests at Miami hotel
« on: May 05, 2026, 09:38:13 am »
 Secret Service employee allegedly exposed himself, masturbated in front of guests at Miami hotel
By Zoe Hussain
Published May 4, 2026, 9:39 p.m. ET

A Secret Service employee was arrested and placed on leave after he was allegedly caught masturbating in front of guests at a Miami hotel, according to authorities and reports.

John Spillman, 33, was charged with indecent exposure for the disturbing incident that unfolded at the DoubleTree by Hilton Hotel Miami Airport and Convention Center on Sunday night, according to court records and WSVN.



Hotel guests told investigators they were in the hotel lobby around midnight when Spillman allegedly followed them to their room, according to an arrest report obtained by the outlet.

The guests then alarmingly spotted him “masturbating next to their room” on the sixth floor, and called hotel security, the report added.

Security arrived to find the Secret Service employee with his “pants lowered and masturbating,” investigators wrote in the document.

Spillman is from Marble Falls, Texas, and is based in Washington, DC.

He was in South Florida for a security perimeter screening detail at Trump National Doral for President Trump’s scheduled visit to the 2026 PGA Cadillac Championship, the outlet reported.

He was off-duty when he allegedly exposed himself and has been placed on leave by the Secret Service pending the outcome of a criminal and internal investigation, the agency said in a statement to The Post.

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Re: Secret Service employee allegedly exposed himself, masturbated in front of guests at Miami hotel
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2026, 09:40:50 am »
Cocaine is a powerful drug...
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Re: Secret Service employee allegedly exposed himself, masturbated in front of guests at Miami hotel
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2026, 09:45:11 am »
He thought he was Eric Swalwell or Anthony Wiener there for a moment.
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Re: Secret Service employee allegedly exposed himself, masturbated in front of guests at Miami hotel
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2026, 09:45:55 am »
Don't these freaks have the common courtesy to rub one out in front of a computer watching pornHub like normal perverts.

I bet he sends dick picks to Eric Swalwell.
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Re: Secret Service employee allegedly exposed himself, masturbated in front of guests at Miami hotel
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2026, 09:55:26 am »
... Former Rep. Jason Chaffetz @jasoninthehouse, who spent years investigating the Secret Service as House Oversight Committee chairman, tells me the agency has a serious hiring and vetting problem as it struggles to deal with manpower issues.

"There's a lot of good, heroic people there, but they were advertising [for agents and officers] on pizza boxes in the Washington, DC area -- come join the Secret Service."

"And I've met some of those [who responded to the] pizza box-ads, and suddenly they're in the White House with a gun guarding the president. It's that bad." ...
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Re: Secret Service employee allegedly exposed himself, masturbated in front of guests at Miami hotel
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2026, 10:19:55 am »
Good Grief The Pres is protected by Domino's Pizza delivery drivers? 

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Re: Secret Service employee allegedly exposed himself, masturbated in front of guests at Miami hotel
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2026, 10:27:24 am »
This is who's protecting the President of the United States??  Good grief.  I would sincerely hope we can do much, much better and the SS agency needs to be investigated, agents re-screened and repopulated with some competent agents.  We've got agents who can't keep their junk in their drawers or hit a moving target. Huge changes in personnel need to be made NOW!
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