Today's Toons 5/4/26

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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

The White House Correspondents Dinner in Washington did not hire a comedian to host it. There are plenty of other banquets where we are welcome to entertain. I just got invited to perform at the Southern Poverty Law Center's annual fundraising dinner honoring the Grand Wizard.

The Senate used budget reconciliation to bypass the filibuster and pass funding for ICE and the Border Patrol. The amendments produced fireworks. The GOP senators failed to attach Voter ID to the bill when 4 Republicans and 48 Democrats voted no, after showing their IDs to get into the Capitol.

President Trump extended the cease fire Tuesday in order to give Iran's military and religious factions time to form a unified government with powers to negotiate a deal. Right now no one knows who's really in charge in Iran. Analysts say it's reminiscent of the U.S. during the Biden administration.

Fox News reported President Trump intervened in Iran and kept eight women, one of them 16, from being hanged for street protesting. The mainstream media was skeptical. CNN pundits claimed he made it up, and MSNBC checked to see if the 16-year-old's name was mentioned in the Epstein Files.

The FBI is reported working furiously to try to solve the case of the disappearance and deaths of 11 top U.S. scientists. They had top security clearance and now they're gone. Democrats quickly pointed out that our top nuclear physicist, Eric Swalwell, lives at 1809 Olive Street NW in Georgetown.

Cole Allen was halted in the hotel lobby by Secret Service as he tried to rush the Correspondents Dinner carrying a pistol, knives and a shotgun. The agents got little help from the hotel. He made it past the hotel security with the pistol, the shotgun and the knives by explaining that he was the juggler.

President Trump is okay after an assassin tried to storm into the ballroom at the Correspondents Dinner at the Hilton Saturday. He'd have never made it past the 2,500 diners and 250 tables packed in a 500-seat ballroom. It was a chance for Trump to point out that the blockade is still working.

President Trump addressed the nation from the White House hours after the attempt on his life Saturday. He said he wanted the Correspondents Dinner to go on after the shooting. However his aides wisely convinced him it's just too hard to get a crowd to laugh while they are still under the tables.

Trump can forget about hosting the winners of the BET Hip Hop Awards at the White House. Trump been shot at so many times even rap stars are afraid to stand anywhere near him.

King Charles was given extra tight Secret Service security on his arrival in Washington at his request Monday. I see why. The last shooter to actually hit President Trump in Pennsylvania nicked his ear, and King Charles naturally fears that if Americans like to shoot off ears, he's too easy a target.

Magician Oz Pearlman was performing a trick with Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt when shots rang out in the Hilton ballroom. Oz was performing under the watchful eyes of 2,500 peers in the crowd. The White House Correspondents were there to teach the Magician how to saw a country in half.

If the Democrats really want to take out Trump they need to enlist the members of their party who have the most success in killing people, semi truck drivers who can't speak English

The Congress was packed Monday for a speech to a joint session by England's King Charles III. Even the contentious Squads cheered him. Congresswoman Ilhan Omar tried to repair her radical public image by going on TV and welcoming King Charles the One Hundred and Eleventh.

The White House hosted a spectacular white-tie state dinner honoring King Charles and Queen Camilla Monday. Trump's hospitality toward the King of England was totally sincere. It's part of President Trump's determination to extend the hand of friendship to the leaders of all Muslim countries.

Congress sat enraptured by King Charles during his address Tuesday where the Democrats and Republican Members laughed together at his jokes and they stood together and applauded during his eloquent calls to higher duty. One thing was plain to see. The next No Kings rally has been cancelled.

The DOJ indicted James Comey for posting a photo of seashells he arranged to form 8647 as an implied signal to people to assassinate the president. Comey immediately received calls from the DNC telling him to stay in his own lane.

Barack Obama says, miss me yet? While Donald Trump says, missed me again!

-- Argus Hamilton

[Smokin Joe]

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[verga]

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[Jimino]

  Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!